In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 22, 2012/ 1 Sivan, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama billed himself as a Harvard graduate who was born in Kenya in his literary agent's booklet years ago. It wasn't true of course. He'd entered the Boston Marathon and thought his best chance to win was by scaring everybody else out of the race.

Facebook stock settled around forty dollars a share on Wall Street Friday after going public. Many say its value can only go down as more and more Americans lose their jobs and leave the workplace. They're not going to waste their time at home going on Facebook.

Mick Jagger was profiled in a new book on Friday. It says he hires hookers but won't pay full price because he thinks they overcharge him. Rock stars always say they don't want to be role models, but they don't realize how Secret Service agents look up to them.

The Justice Department threatened to seize the Gibson guitars from rock stars while they're onstage this summer. The guitars are made of illegally harvested wood. After all, they are hand-made in Tennessee, where making anything legally takes all the fun out of it.

The John Edwards case went to the jury Friday. Prosecutors say he took one million dollars in cash from a rich widow to conceal his pregnant mistress from his dying wife. It's the hardest anybody's ever worked to become a greeter at the Bill Clinton Presidential Library.

Donna Summer was eulogized as the Disco Queen of the Seventies Friday. Life was so different back then. You didn't meet total strangers on Facebook and reveal your secrets, you met them on the dance floor and then went home with them to see if they had cocaine.

John Travolta's number of male sexual harassment lawsuits grew to five Friday. The plaintiffs each want one million. If every unwanted sexual advance in Hollywood was worth a million dollars, Beverly Hills would be six million square miles of beautiful houses.

The Census Bureau said children born to minority parents are now a majority in the U.S. It could cause chaos. Harvard could be an all-white school again when all the merit students are white, the legacy students are white and the affirmative action students are white.

Reverend Jeremiah Wright re-injected himself into the presidential campaign Friday by ripping President Obama in an interview. No one thought he'd turn on Obama but he got tired of taking the church collection to the nearest Coin Star machine every Sunday.

President Obama hosted a Group of Eight Summit at Camp David Friday where the industrial leaders tried to halt the panic in Europe. The panic is well founded. They'd feel a lot safer if German central bankers weren't massing along the borders of three countries.

Fidel Castro's niece was granted a U.S. visa to speak at a sexual diversity conference in San Francisco. The Castro family has a long history of sexual diversity. Fidel did it to Batista, the Mafia, capitalism and three women that Jack Kennedy sent as a peace offering.

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