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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 17, 2012/ 25 Iyar, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Henry Kissinger complained about his TSA pat-down at La Guardia Friday. He claims they aggressively fondled his genitals before letting him board a flight. When John Travolta heard about this he immediately converted to Islam and began flying commercial.

President Obama was cheered during his speech to Barnard College on Monday. He advised the women what to wear and encouraged their fashion instincts. Newsweek just called him America's first gay president and it appears that he's decided to run with it.

George W. Bush urged the U.S. to support pro-democracy groups worldwide Tuesday at a speech in Washington. He's making a big comeback unwittingly. Newsweek will put George W. Bush on their next cover proclaiming him America's Last Straight President.

The CBS News poll said Mitt Romney now leads Obama with women voters. Pundits were split as to why. Either women voters want lower taxes and less government or they harbor a secret desire to be tied to the roof of a car and driven across the country.

President Obama raised fifteen million dollars at George Clooney's house Saturday. There were one hundred stars. Twenty stars were already in town and the rest got a one-day pass from the Betty Ford Center as long as they agreed to drink nothing but the Kool-Aid.

French president Francois Hollande's plane was hit by lightning while he was flying to Germany. It can only mean one thing. As part of Germany's austerity program they have ended their missile program and they're relying on Teutonic gods to defend their borders.

Public Notice reported Tuesday the economy has badly hurt NASCAR races. Gas is so expensive you fear that they might switch to slow speed car chases. You know it's bad when the Nevada race was postponed until O.J. Simpson gets out of jail to drive the pace car.

Arkansas Democrats campaigned for attorney John Wolfe against President Obama in Tuesday's primary. It could work. We can always rely on Arkansas to provide us with a president who will save the economy and restore entertainment value to the White House. The U.N. Commission on Indigenous People called for the U.S. to return Mt. Rushmore to the Sioux. It's so insensitive. Indians may go back on the warpath if someone forces them to take possession of a monument to the four men responsible for the United States.

Minnesota Governor Mark Dayton signed a bill to build a billion dollar stadium for the Vikings Monday. They had to act before L.A. gets a stadium and tries to steal the Vikings. A Los Angeles stadium plan just passed environmental review but the Crips and Bloods still haven't agreed to give up their exclusive concession rights to downtown Los Angeles.

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