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Jewish World Review May 14, 2012/ 22 Iyar, 5772 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama stayed overnight in Beverly Hills Thursday where he was cheered by people for his gay marriage stand. He caught a break. Beverly Hills is a town where the only people who are opposed to gay marriage are gay people who are already married.
North Carolina passed a state amendment defining marriage as a man-woman union Tuesday, banning same-sex marriage. It's sad. Imagine the how peaceful North Carolina would be today if John Edwards had been allowed to marry himself, the way G0d made him.
Israeli forces faced violent street protests from Palestinians Thursday after Israelis arrested Hamas leaders for shelling Israel. The Israelis won't shell Gaza in return. If they hit a building it would just give the Palestinians another hundred thousand rocks to throw.
The Miami Zoo gave iPads to Orangutans last week and the Orangutans can already press the apps to call up the finger painting and music and drumming they enjoy. Apes quickly adapt to any environment. The monkeys you see at the Chicago Zoo aren't grooming each other, they're simply looking to see if the other monkey is wearing a wire.
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