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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 9, 2012/ 17 Iyar, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The NFL was sued Monday by former NFL players who say the NFL didn't protect them from brain injuries. There's not much they can do. If they replace tackling with two hands below the waist, the entire league could face suspension for workplace harassment.

The Oprah Winfrey Network was reported Monday to have lost three hundred thirty million dollars last year. It's embarrassing. No one in Hollywood wants to admit why her viewer-base abandoned her, but Barbra Streisand just endorsed Mitt Romney for president.

Britain's Parliament voted to end subsidies for twenty bars in the building Thursday after an outcry over drunken behavior by Members during debates. Parliament's debates begin at eight p.m. and go long after midnight. It's the only lawmaking body that's often mistaken for a comedy club by tourists who are wandering around London without a map.

French voters elected Socialist Francois Hollande president Sunday. He wants to raise taxes on the rich, lower the retirement age and increase spending. The next day President Obama invited Hollande to the White House to find out how he won on a platform like that.

French millionaires began moving to London Monday with tax hikes looming. There is a French neighborhood and a French private school in Kensington. In six months the food in London will be so good that England will take away our title as most obese country.

France jeopardized its EU austerity agreements with Germany by electing a socialist president Sunday. It could get nasty between them. The good news is, history teaches us that the end of the Great Depression is in sight when Germany reaches out to crush France.

President Obama will fly to L.A. for fundraisers in Beverly Hills and West Hollywood Thursday. Getting places will be a nightmare. Traffic forecasters say there will be stop-and-go traffic on Sunset Boulevard until the Secret Service agents see something they like.

President Obama launched his reelection campaign Saturday at Ohio State's outdoor amphitheater that seats twenty thousand people. It didn't go well. There were ten thousand empty seats and Carrot Top blames the president for not giving him equal billing.

Harvard professor and U.S. Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts said she's part Indian but there's no record of it. It's very risky. White homesteaders could just move into her campaign headquarters and she'd have no legal recourse to evict them.

A U.N. committee report Monday scolded the United States for its conquest of Indian tribes and urged the U.S. to return the Southwest and northwest to Native Americans. They can have the real estate if we can have the casinos. It's a deal no sane person would make.

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