In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 8, 2012/ 16 Iyar, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Vogue editors around the world signed a healthy-models pledge Friday not to work with male or female models that are underweight. This false ideal is a drain on the U.S. economy. Right now half our money goes to buy food, the other half goes to lose weight.

Hillary Clinton rescued a blind Chinese dissident in Beijing Friday by arranging a U.S. college teaching fellowship for him. Last year her husband came home with two U.S. female hikers who had been held as hostages in North Korea. That's his story and he's sticking to it.

President Obama's website put up a slide show about a fictional woman named Julia who benefits from Obama's policies throughout her life. It's riveting. The slide show also illustrates how Mitt Romney would fire her and tie her to the top of the station wagon.

The Pentagon released Osama bin Laden's home videos Tuesday. He dyed his hair to hide the grey, smoked pot, slept with three women and liked to watch himself on TV. FBI profilers have just arrested Jack Nicholson on suspicion of being al-Qaeda's new leader.

Pepsi signed a deal with Michael Jackson's estate Friday to feature the King of Pop's image on cans. They're re-branding the product. Pepsi took out the sugar and replaced it with Valium, Xanax, Zoloft, Paxil, Dilaudid, Demerol, Percoset and hospital-grade Propofol.

The Secret Service moved to shut down Chicago commuter trains during next week's NATO Summit amid fierce local opposition. They'll conduct airport-style patdowns on everyone. Until this, not even Phil Mickelson would have bet that Romney will carry Illinois.

The NFL was sued by retired players for brain damage from concussions Friday. It's brutal playing an average of sixteen games a year for ten years. That's one hundred and sixty bar fights the night after the game and Mohammed Ali didn't take that many punches.

The Labor Department said Friday eighty-eight million Americans aren't in the labor force and have dropped out. The job market is just terrible. Parents only suffer from empty nest syndrome for four years before they are afflicted with basement overcrowding.

The FAA ripped a Delta Airlines passenger who used a camera phone to record last week's bird strike on the jet engines, which forced the plane to land. They said he used an electronic device during take-off. Until now, no one knew that the ban on cell phone use on airplanes was intended to conceal evidence that airports had become bird sanctuaries.

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