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Jewish World Review
Release the hoards
By
Celia Rivenbark
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Extreme coupon people freak me out. And the scariest thing of all is that they're growing in numbers. They're hoarding hundreds of cans of Manwich in their garages, pallets of Lucky Charms under their beds and tubs full of Brawny towels in their guest baths.
The problem is that it's hard to talk about them without coming across as elitist, out-of-touch or even a little jealous. Which I am none of those things. You can't be elitist if you are honestly upset that somebody's hoarding all the Manwich, am I right?
Last week was triple coupon week at my favorite grocery store. When I got to the check-out, the cashier, his eyes glazed a bit, asked "Any coupons?" to which I said, "No, not today," and he looked like he wanted to cry with relief. Seriously, his shoulders slumped and his hands stopped shaking. It had been a very long week.
For the customers as well. There were bare shelves where Juicy Juice had been. Coupon-cutting piranha now should have enough of the stuff to last for the next couple of decades. Cheers.
If you're giving a lot of your coupon megabuys to charity then good on you, although it would be nice if you'd leave the rest of us a little something. But, from what I've seen up close and personal, most of these extreme types are just hoarding it for themselves. Who really needs dozens of deodorants or two grocery carts full of canned stew?
It's like sanctioned looting. Yeah, I get that you clipped all those coupons and it took hours, that you subscribe to all those online coupon services and that takes initiative. But, really, if you've got to move your car out of the garage to make room for your mega-roll Angel Soft, you might have a problem.
The extreme coupon folks admit that they might spend 40-60 hours a week clipping and organizing their coupons. Hons, that's a real job. And while part of me would like to say "Live and let live," the bigger part of me, the one that hates empty shelves and loves using the occasional coupon herself, says, "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
If you're spending all those hours and you work and have kids, something's gotta be suffering somewhere. And while I think it's cute that you teach your toddler how to count to 1,000 by making him inventory the mac-n-cheese boxes in his bedroom closet, shouldn't y'all really be out in the sunshine blowing bubbles or something?
Extreme couponing is, I suspect, kind of a rush. Truth is, I could see where buying 150 Colgate toothbrushes for the price of three could be pretty cool, although unbelievably greedy. One more thing, before y'all get all agitated and tell me how couponing kept you from the brink of ruin when you lost your job, I'm not talking about y'all. I'm talking about the hoarders. To whom I say: Get some help. Release the Manwich.
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