In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 30, 2011 / 26 Iyar, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Weather Channel aired footage of spectacular lightning strikes in the night sky above Indiana Friday. It capped four days of thunder, lightning, hail and tornadoes that crossed America. It looked and sounded we won a free game when the national debt hit fourteen trillion.

The Mars Spirit Rover shut down on Thursday after roaming the surface of the Red Planet for six years. It sent back a treasure trove of geological and biological data. Scientists want to learn whether or not there is life on Mars, and if there is, if Arnold Schwarzenegger is the father.

Tiger Woods' agent Mark Steinberg left Cleveland's famed IMG Sports marketing firm last week and took Tiger with him. They're looking for marketing ideas. Tiger Woods and Arnold and John Edwards should do a fishing show together this fall as long as they're in the same boat.

The CIA searched Osama bin Laden's house for more evidence Friday. They already found his hair dye, his porn stash, his erection pills and tapes of himself on TV. To people in Los Angeles, it's just more evidence that our similarities far outweigh our differences in this world.

President Obama spoke to a combined House of Commons and Lords at Westminster Hall after Tuesday's banquet. The president got along especially well with Queen Elizabeth. They enjoyed comparing notes on ways the Tea Parties are always trying to end their rule in America.

The Justice Department threatened to halt Texas air travel if the state passes a law banning TSA scanners from groping women in line at airport security. It's an issue of state sovereignty. Under the Texas state constitution only football stars have the right to grope women at random.

The Supreme Court upheld Arizona's new immigration law that punishes employers who hire illegal aliens. Employers may legally check the birth certificate of each and every worker. It just wasn't practical to have Donald Trump fly out to Arizona and challenge each and every case.

Senator Jim Inhofe said Friday that President Obama needed to be mentally diagnosed for arrogance after a recent speech. You don't need a shrink to figure it out. Having a twelve-piece orchestra strike up whenever you enter a room makes every president think he's Frank Sinatra.

U.S. Congressman Barney Frank admitted Thursday he helped a boyfriend land a job at the government lender Fannie Mae in Washington D.C. It gets more sordid. It turns out that the Greek statues standing in front of the bank are male strippers that Barney met at Chippendale's.

Japan banned fishing off its northeast coast Thursday after Greenpeace found radioactive sea life. Fish and shellfish displayed high traces of radioactive iodine. Nowadays it's really difficult to enjoy sushi in Los Angeles because the fish is already microwaved when they catch it.

Illinois former governor Rod Blagojevich testified in Chicago Tuesday where he's on trial for misleading federal investigators. He bragged about all the quality of life legislation he got passed. Smoking in a restaurant is now a fifty dollar fine in Illinois, same as lying to the FBI.

Peter Fonda's new documentary rips President Obama for not doing more to clean up last year's Gulf oil spill. Not everyone's unhappy about the sloppy clean-up. Some Baby Boomers tried the shrimp last night in New Orleans and they no longer creak when they get out of the car.

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