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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 19, 2011 / 15 Iyar, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Arnold Schwarzenegger admitted Tuesday he had a child out of wedlock with his family maid in Brentwood ten years ago. This is a kid that could someday rule the world. Just think, if that boy is half-German and half-Mexican there isn't a border in the world that can stop him.

The Pentagon released photos of Osama bin Laden's private porn stash Friday. Also, he dyed his hair, took potency pills, smoked pot and liked to watch himself on TV. Each day it becomes clearer and clearer that he didn't attack Los Angeles out of professional courtesy.

Iran was reported Tuesday to be building intermediate missile bases in Venezuela. This could force Obama to choose between protecting the United States and winning the Latino vote. If Americans had any equity left in their houses they'd borrow it to build a bomb shelter.

Newt Gingrich apologized to Rep. Paul Ryan for calling his Medicare plan right-wing social engineering. It may be too late. Republican fundraising dinners now charge five thousand dollars to have your picture taken with Newt Gingrich and fifty thousand dollars to destroy the negatives afterward.

Donald Trump dropped out of the presidential race Monday after NBC offered him a ton of money for Celebrity Apprentice. That's how you deal with TV executives. If Charlie Sheen had known that running for president could get you four million an episode, he'd be proposing a health care plan that just takes cash.

Ron Paul defended his libertarian views on Fox News Sunday, admitting he's in favor of the legalization of pot and cocaine and heroin. Conservatives are horrified. Take the illegal money out of the drug trade and it'll be just one more industry in America that's not profitable.

The Auto Club tried Monday to reassure Americans wracked by high gas prices and predicted that gas prices will fall fifty cents a gallon in the two weeks leading up to Memorial Day. Things aren't as bad as they could be. People would be totally unable to afford to drive to work if they had jobs.

Cincinnati Bengals star Chad Ochocinco tried riding a bull at a Professional Bull Riders event on Saturday. Bull riding is way too dangerous for NFL players. Ben Roethlisberger was thrown off a motorcycle but at least it didn't circle around afterwards and try to kill him.

Houston Astros owner Drayton McLane sold the team to Houston businessman Jim Crane Monday for six hundred and eighty million dollars. You can only imagine what the Dodgers would be worth. The current ownership opened the mezzanine to Mexican street gangs in order to give the franchise a higher street value.

The Corps of Engineers opened spillways on the Mississippi River Monday to save the oil refineries down river. Mississippi farms were swept under water. If George W. Bush had flooded out black farmers to save oil refineries, Michael Moore would have won an Oscar for it.

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