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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 17, 2011 / 12 Iyar, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | London's Daily Mail reported that Prince William and Duchess Kate will come to Los Angeles in July and then go on a tour of California parks. The reception will be hugely enthusiastic. Californians are all learning English to make them feel welcome and at home.

U.S. Senator Jim Inhofe saw the photos of Osama bin Laden's corpse Thursday. He said the bullet went into his eye then exploded inside his brain and then it came out his ear. These bullets are so dangerous the rap star Common just did an entire song praising them.

President Obama invited the rapper Common to the White House Thursday despite his lyrics glorifying a New Jersey cop killer. The circumstances permitted it. The president had just blown the head off a terrorist and he needed a little mood music to help him unwind.

President Obama's ban on oil drilling offshore in the Gulf of Mexico was voted out by the GOP House. He can't call anybody an ocean polluter now. Crews of volunteers have begun rescuing ducks that are swimming in the ocean with Osama bin Laden all over them.

The Pentagon revealed that U.S. commandos videotaped bin Laden's killing with twenty-five separate helmet cams. It's still under review by officials. If it turns out that Osama bin Laden wasn't armed, the United States could be charged with a timeout.

Osama bin Laden ordered al-Qaeda not to bother killing Joe Biden in his will. It's not that he disrespected the vice presidency. Bin Laden wanted to kill Dick Cheney but one look at the photos of the blood all over his face and it is obvious Dick Cheney outdrew him.

President Obama said Thursday economic recovery will take another two years. It's hampered by high gas prices. When President Obama promised to get the economy on its feet, we didn't realize it meant our cars would be running on Flintstone power.

Bartender magazine reported that the bar business is way down in Los Angeles since gasoline prices began going through the roof. It's begun affecting everybody's quality of life. Los Angeles County went bankrupt Monday halfway through a slow-speed car chase.

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