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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 16, 2011 / 12 Iyar, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | A Kansas City minister posted a photo of a TSA agent at Kansas City's airport frisking an eight-month-old infant in his mother's arms. It's crazy. The only explanation could be that the TSA agents thought he was the E-Trade baby and they were torturing him for stock tips.

House Republicans proposed allowing oil drilling off the West Coast Wednesday. It's all here. If people knew how much oil there was beneath Los Angeles Lindsay Lohan would not be stealing necklaces from jewelry stores, she'd be diagonal drilling under them.

Forbes listed Tom Brady's eighteen million dollar salary as tops in the NFL, however he made just a third of what his wife Giselle Bundchen makes as a supermodel. Her income is a lot more secure than his income. No NFL owner ever locked out a supermodel.

President Obama courted Hispanics Tuesday, offering citizenship to anyone who will register, pay their back taxes and learn English. The president and the crowd share an unbreakable bond. They all bought their birth certificates in MacArthur Park in Los Angeles.

Pakistan's government gave U.S. intelligence agencies permission to interview Osama bin Laden's three widows on Wednesday. The assassination restored their faith in God. The very week they are widowed they find out that Arnold Schwarzenegger is single again.

Bill Clinton backed Pakistan as an ally Monday while admitting Pakistan has anti-U.S. factions. He said the U.S. relationship with Pakistan is complicated. And no one understands complicated relationships like the man whose business cards read, Every Woman's Plan B.

Michelle Obama invited rap star Common to the White House Wednesday for Poetry Day. His lyrics have saluted cop killers, derogated white women, and called for the burning of President Bush. He was at the White House to kick off his campaign for Mayor of Detroit.

Delta Airlines endured another nutty passenger Wednesday on a Boston flight. The second passenger in one week tried to walk out of the plane through the emergency door at forty thousand feet. The FAA has just ordered all airlines to stop running that re-make of Arthur.

The Mississippi River flooding headed south from Memphis Tuesday and shut down sixteen Indian casinos along the river. The hotel owners were very reluctant to board up and evacuate. They enjoy their best quarterly earnings when the casinos are full of fish.

Osama bin Laden's son Omar bin Laden on Thursday accused the U.S. of assassinating his father without a trial. He plans to sue the United States. As soon as he files the lawsuit he is going to learn the same lesson that his father learned, it's the discovery that kills you.

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