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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 13, 2011 / 9 Iyar, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | El Paso police killed a mountain lion that slipped into town before President Obama arrived Tuesday. The chase lasted all morning before they shot it. They couldn't take a chance that the mountain lion might run onto the golf course and distract the president.

Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's separating from Maria Shriver. He had to do it for the sake of his movie career. He was uninsurable until he could show he was ready to give up his wife and family in order to spend more time in his dressing room.

Bristol Palin landed a reality show, which will follow her around as she navigates her next transition in life. She's a national spokeswoman for pre-marital sexual abstinence and she is moving to Los Angeles. It is the most unlikely journey since Nixon went to China.

Tucson Democrats circulated a ballot measure petition Tuesday calling for Southern Arizona to secede and form a new state called Baja Arizona. It's where a great many illegal immigrants live. They want to secede from Arizona and become part of Los Angeles.

Arizona lawmakers proposed an online fundraiser to build a wall on the border with Mexico to stop illegal immigration. Cash began pouring in the first day it was proposed. This project's raised money so fast that Google and Microsoft are in a bidding war to buy it.

The Mississippi River crested at a record height in Memphis Tuesday as the flooding began rolling south toward the Mississippi Delta. Senators and congressmen and FEMA officials rushed in to assess the damage. Snakes are always the first to turn up after a flood.

Queen Elizabeth decided to buy an iPad Sunday after William and Harry wowed her with the touchscreen gadget. What a coup for the manufacturer. Apple's had millions of customer questions about the iPad but she's the first one to ask if it does proclamations.

Homeland Security announced Tuesday that President Obama will text New Yorkers on their cell phones to warn of terror threats. New Yorkers aren't happy at all. It's not enough that he's taking money out of your pocket, he wants your pocket to vibrate in appreciation.

The N.Y. Times said Tuesday President Obama ordered two extra choppers and forty extra commandos for the raid on bin Laden's compound. It was in case they had to fight the Pakistani Army to get out of there. Pakistan doesn't know whether to be more insulted that we invaded their country or that we could defeat their army with forty U.S. commandos.

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