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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 12, 2011 / 8 Iyar, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama told CBS' 60 Minutes he did not lose any sleep over his order to kill bin Laden. He ordered the terrorist shot on sight. No one knows how much American history he studied as a child in Indonesia but we know he got as far as the Wild West.

The Auto Club predicted Monday that gas prices at the pump could drop seventy-five cents a gallon by the start of summer. In Los Angeles, gasoline is approaching five dollars a gallon. It's costing people ten dollars to burn down their houses for the insurance money.

McDonald's announced a billion-dollar interior re-design in its U.S. restaurants. They will have leather chairs, muted colors, sit-down counters, flat-screen TVs, and Internet access. The only way Starbucks will be able to compete is to put marijuana in the brownies.

Brett Favre told reporters Sunday he's interested in becoming a TV broadcast booth analyst for NFL football games this fall. It's his only option. He has a large cotton farm in Mississippi and the crop is already tired of him always threatening to retire from farming.

Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris sent out the invitations to their June wedding at the Playboy Mansion Monday. He's eighty-five and she's twenty-five. The invitations asked attendees to wear white in order to match the bride's dress and the groom's hospital gown.

The London Times ran photos of Osama bin Laden's bedroom Sunday which showed he kept a bottle of liquid anti-impotence medication next to his bed. It's called Venus Juice, made from an Asian herb. The stuff is so potent it could make the Twin Towers stand up again.

Marvel Comics enjoyed a new movie hit last weekend when Thor smashed its way to the top of the box office. He was the Viking god of lightning. All last week Thor got an avalanche of free publicity because every Navy SEAL interviewed on TV looked just like him.

A Brooklyn newspaper apologized for editing Hillary Clinton out of the photo showing Obama's security team watching the Navy SEALs kill bin Laden in real time. Her hand is over her mouth. The camera catches her realizing that Obama could get re-elected.

A Continental flight to Chicago had to be diverted to St. Louis Saturday. A man tried to walk out of the airplane through the emergency door at thirty thousand feet. If you thought airport security was slow before, just wait til they start screening for mental stability.

Dublin's Church of the Assumption issued a prayer Sunday for the soul of Osama bin Laden. He's doing just fine. When he arrived in hell the devil experienced that fear so well-known in Hollywood that there's always a younger one coming along to take your job.

The White House revealed Monday that Britain's elite Special Air Service will join U.S. Special Forces in killing al-Qaeda leaders. Now that they've captured bin Laden's hard drive they have the names and addresses of every vicious killer on every continent in the world. Charles Manson just asked to be put in solitary confinement for his own protection.

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