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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 11, 2011 / 7 Iyar, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | London Muslims staged an angry memorial service for Osama bin Laden on Friday. It's been building for ten days. They're angry at the U.S. for killing Osama bin Laden but they are furious at Kate Middleton for refusing to promise to obey her husband.

President Obama flew to Ft. Campbell to shake hands with the U.S. Navy SEAL who shot Osama bin Laden twice between the eyes and killed him. The president had to go to him. The commando is in the brig til he can prove he didn't act out of prejudice against Muslims.

The Pentagon said the U.S. Navy Seals seized Osama bin Laden's anti-impotence herbs and virility supplements. They were in the medicine chest. The makers of Extenze just put in a claim for the twenty-five million-dollar reward for leading the CIA right to his door.

Al-Qaeda acknowledged Friday that Osama bin Laden was killed in the U.S. raid on his compound in Pakistan last week as announced by the White House and by the CIA and by the Pentagon. Now we believe it. Al-Qaeda has never lied to the American people before.

Osama bin Laden was shown in captured home videos Saturday watching himself on TV and dying his beard. He's shown to be vain, self-absorbed and narcissistic. He gave up his courtside seats at the Lakers games because the cameras only stayed on Jack Nicholson.

The FBI lab matched Osama bin Laden's DNA Friday to the man killed at the Pakistan compound. That settles it. They said there was only one chance in eleven quadrillion it wasn't him, more than enough doubt for an L.A. jury to acquit you of murdering your wife.

Pakistan called the U.S. raid on bin Laden's house an unlawful invasion Friday. We had a perfect right to go in. Obama may have removed Winston Churchill's bust from the Oval Office but he still holds Churchill's letter deeding the British Empire to Harry Truman.

Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad faced impeachment charges Friday as Iranian lawmakers accused him of using sorcery in office. He's accused of being a magician and a genie. The CIA just hired Penn and Teller to figure out where they put the nuclear weapons.

Arnold Schwarzenegger signed to star in Cry Macho about a down-on-his-luck horse trainer who accepts a fee to kidnap the horse owner's son. He got twelve million dollars plus fifty percent of the profits. It's the biggest fee any star's gotten in the post-steroid era.

Lindsay Lohan denied Friday that she's becoming a Scientologist after a newspaper said her Gotti movie co-star John Travolta was recruiting her. There's no way she'd join that group. She's got her hands full being an alcoholic, and that's enough meetings for anybody.

Auto Week honored Jaguar's new hybrid gas-electric supercar on Saturday, naming it Best in Show at the Paris Auto Show. It goes two hundred miles an hour on gas but if you use the electric motor it goes thirty-one miles before it runs out of juice. The only way this car's going to sell is if the government subsidizes three-hundred-mile-long extension cords.

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