
 |
|
May 22, 2013
John Thorne:
They launched the 'Arab Spring' but now yearn for the good old days of a strongman
May 20, 2013
Richard A. Serrano: Is Meir Kahane's assassin now a changed man?
Melissa Healy: Genetic copies of living people from embryos no longer science fiction
Jewz in the Newz by Nate Bloom : Jews Inducted into Rock Hall of Fame; Anton Yelchin co-stars in New "Trek" film; Kutcher (but not Kunis) visits Israel; Jewish TV Star Praises Jewish Rap Star
The Kosher Gourmet by Cathy Pollak: WARNING: This WALNUT CAKE WITH PRALINE FROSTING, perfect for afternoon coffee, is addicting
May 13, 2013
Rabbi Nathan Lopes Cardozo: Why the giving of the document that would permanently change the world could only be done in desolation
David G. Savage: Church-state, literally? Supreme Court weighing public school graduation in a church
May 10, 2013
Rabbi Berel Wein: Be all that you should be
May 8, 2013
Peter Ford: Why China is welcoming both Israel's Netanyahu and Palestinians' Abbas
Warren Richey: Obama administration quietly backs out of appeal over new contraceptive mandate
Fred Weir: At Kerry-Putin meeting, US-Russia relations thaw --- a tad
The Kosher Gourmet by Leela Cyd Ross : Almost too pretty to eat, this colorful salad with Sicilian inspiration will tickle the taste buds and delight your visual sensibility
May 6, 2013
May 3, 2013
Kids, kittens the Same? With employee perks at struggling Internet pioneer Yahoo! it's hard to tell
Sandy Kleffman: Artificial kidney offers hope to patients tethered to a dialysis machine
April 29, 2013
Roy Gutman: Poland's new Jewish museum celebrates life, doesn't revisit Holocaust
Mark Clayton: Terrorism in America: Is US missing a chance to learn from failed plots?
Kim Murphy: Boston Bomber's 'Svengali' Revealed
Pete Spotts: Tiny satellites + cellphones = cheaper 'eyes in the sky' for NASA
April 26, 2013
Clifford D. May: Defense in the Age of Jihadist Terrorism
Sharon Palmer, R.D.: How to feel your best -- with plenty of energy, a healthy weight and optimal mental and physical function -- without driving yourself batty
April 24, 2013
|
| |
Jewish World Review
May 11, 2011
/ 7 Iyar, 5771
And now for the important news ....
By
Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
London Muslims staged an angry memorial service for Osama bin Laden on Friday. It's been building for ten days. They're angry at the U.S. for killing Osama bin Laden but they are furious at Kate Middleton for refusing to promise to obey her husband.

President Obama flew to Ft. Campbell to shake hands with the U.S. Navy SEAL who shot Osama bin Laden twice between the eyes and killed him. The president had to go to him. The commando is in the brig til he can prove he didn't act out of prejudice against Muslims.

The Pentagon said the U.S. Navy Seals seized Osama bin Laden's anti-impotence herbs and virility supplements. They were in the medicine chest. The makers of Extenze just put in a claim for the twenty-five million-dollar reward for leading the CIA right to his door. 
Al-Qaeda acknowledged Friday that Osama bin Laden was killed in the U.S. raid on his compound in Pakistan last week as announced by the White House and by the CIA and by the Pentagon. Now we believe it. Al-Qaeda has never lied to the American people before.

Osama bin Laden was shown in captured home videos Saturday watching himself on TV and dying his beard. He's shown to be vain, self-absorbed and narcissistic. He gave up his courtside seats at the Lakers games because the cameras only stayed on Jack Nicholson. 
The FBI lab matched Osama bin Laden's DNA Friday to the man killed at the Pakistan compound. That settles it. They said there was only one chance in eleven quadrillion it wasn't him, more than enough doubt for an L.A. jury to acquit you of murdering your wife. 
Pakistan called the U.S. raid on bin Laden's house an unlawful invasion Friday. We had a perfect right to go in. Obama may have removed Winston Churchill's bust from the Oval Office but he still holds Churchill's letter deeding the British Empire to Harry Truman.

Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad faced impeachment charges Friday as Iranian lawmakers accused him of using sorcery in office. He's accused of being a magician and a genie. The CIA just hired Penn and Teller to figure out where they put the nuclear weapons.

Arnold Schwarzenegger signed to star in Cry Macho about a down-on-his-luck horse trainer who accepts a fee to kidnap the horse owner's son. He got twelve million dollars plus fifty percent of the profits. It's the biggest fee any star's gotten in the post-steroid era.

Lindsay Lohan denied Friday that she's becoming a Scientologist after a newspaper said her Gotti movie co-star John Travolta was recruiting her. There's no way she'd join that group. She's got her hands full being an alcoholic, and that's enough meetings for anybody. 
Auto Week honored Jaguar's new hybrid gas-electric supercar on Saturday, naming it Best in Show at the Paris Auto Show. It goes two hundred miles an hour on gas but if you use the electric motor it goes thirty-one miles before it runs out of juice. The only way this car's going to sell is if the government subsidizes three-hundred-mile-long extension cords.
Every weekday JewishWorldReview.com publishes what many in the media and Washington consider "must-reading". Sign up for the daily JWR update. It's free. Just click here.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in
Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements.
Comment by clicking here.
Argus' Archives
© 2009, Argus Hamilton
|
|

Arnold Ahlert
Mitch Albom
Jay Ambrose
Michael Barone
Barrywood
Lori Borgman
Stratfor Briefing
Mona Charen
Linda Chavez
Richard Z. Chesnoff
Ann Coulter
Greg Crosby
Larry Elder
Suzanne Fields
Christine Flowers
Frank J. Gaffney
Bernie Goldberg
Jonah Goldberg
Julia Gorin
Jonathan Gurwitz
Paul Greenberg
Argus Hamilton
Victor Davis Hanson
Betsy Hart
Ron Hart
Nat Hentoff
A. Barton Hinkle
Jeff Jacoby
Paul Johnson
Jack Kelly
Ch. Krauthammer
David Limbaugh
Kathryn Lopez
Rich Lowry
Michelle Malkin
Jackie Mason
Ann McFeatters
Dale McFeatters
Dana Milbank
Jeanne Moos
Dick Morris
Jim Mullen
Deroy Murdock
Judge A. Napolitano
Bill O'Reilly
Clarence Page
Kathleen Parker
Star Parker
Dennis Prager
Wesley Pruden
Tom Purcell
Sharon Randall
Robert Robb
Cokie & Steve Roberts
Heather Robinson
Debra J. Saunders
Martin Schram
Greg Schwem
Culture Shlock
David Shribman
Roger Simon
Lenore Skenazy
Michael Smerconish
Thomas Sowell
Ben Stein
Mark Steyn
John Stossel
Cal Thomas
Dan Thomasson
Bob Tyrrell
Diana West
Dave Weinbaum
George Will
Walter Williams
Byron York
ZeitGeist
Mort Zuckerman

Robert Arial
Chuck Asay
Baloo
Lisa Benson
Chip Bok
Dry Bones
John Branch
John Cole
J. D. Crowe
Matt Davies
John Deering
Brian Duffy
Everything's Relative
Mallard Fillmore
Glenn Foden
Jake Fuller
Bob Gorrel
Walt Handelsman
Joe Heller
David Hitch
Jerry Holbert
David Horsey
Lee Judge
Steve Kelley
Jeff Koterba
Dick Locher
Chan Lowe
Jimmy Margulies
Jack Ohman
Michael Ramirez
Rob Rogers
Drew Sheneman
Kevin Siers
Jeff Stahler
Scott Stantis
Danna Summers
Gary Varvel
Kirk Walters
Dan Wasserman

Tech Q&A
Mr. Know-It-All
Ask Doctor K
Richard Lederer
Frugal Living
On Nutrition
Bookmark These
Bruce Williams
|