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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 2, 2011 / 28 Nissan, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Superman renounces his U.S. citizenship in Action Comics this month. It's so Iranians won't think he's a U.S. spy when he attends a peace rally in Teheran. Superman will be sorry he did this when the TSA pulls him out for extra screening every time he wants to fly.

Beverly Hills grocery stores sold out of English tea on Monday as the locals prepared to host watch parties for the Royal Wedding Friday. Everyone was excited. No one in Beverly Hills ever tried English tea, but we'll inject anything into a wrinkle to see if it helps.

Queen Elizabeth held a lunch for wedding guests Friday which laid out plates, knives and forks made of solid gold. That means a ten-ounce spoon was worth fifteen thousand dollars cash. Now Ron Paul is calling for U.S. currency to be backed by English shrimp forks.

Scotland Yard set up nine security checks before anybody could enter Westminster Abbey Friday. They really know how to do this stuff in England. If the TSA had been in charge, the wedding would've started late to accommodate the groping of the flower girls.

Donald Trump issued a congratulations to Prince William and Kate Middleton on their marriage Friday. He wasn't invited even though he's of royal lineage on both sides. His mother's related to the Stuarts and his hair is a direct descendant of William of Orange.

President Obama was furious Wednesday that his press briefing was delayed until Donald Trump finished speaking in New Hampshire. He's not the only one angry. Charlie Sheen is suing Donald Trump for replacing him as the Most Interesting man in the World.

CBS News star Bob Schieffer accused Donald Trump of racism Thursday for harping on Obama's refusal to produce a birth certificate. It's a sore spot with the newsman. Bob Schiefffer was born in Texas during the Civil War so he isn't eligible to be president either.

President Obama was ripped by carnival barkers Friday after he compared Donald Trump to them. Carnival barkers lure people to come into your store and spend their cash. Leave it to Obama to be out there belittling the one talent that can save the economy.

Lindsay Lohan registered with the Women's Correctional Facility for her community service. They want her to give acting lessons to L.A.'s homeless. They're already broke and have substance abuse problems, so they are two-thirds of the way there.

Wal-Mart announced Friday it'll bring back the sale of guns and rifles in U.S. stores in an effort to boost slumping store sales. The logic behind the decision makes sense. Why should undercover ATF agents make all the money from selling guns to Mexican drug lords?

The Weather Channel reported Thursday the severe drought across the South ended last week in thunderstorms and deadly tornadoes. Now rivers are rising dangerously. April may be the only thing that can get Southerners to stop thinking about college football.

North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il said Tuesday he supports full and open talks with South Korea in opening up trade. It's out of necessity. He made a fortune counterfeiting U.S. currency but now that it isn't worth anything he has to find another way to pay the bills.

The Republican Party will hold the first presidential candidates' debate this weekend in South Carolina. They expect at least six candidates. Fox News announced that it will moderate the debate, allowing Roger Ailes to win a bar bet that he could think of a way to get the New York Times to use the words moderate and Fox News in the same sentence.

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