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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 27, 2010 / 14 Sivan 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The NFL announced Tuesday New York will be host city of the Super Bowl in four years. It'll magnify world focus on New York. There'll be so much security at the stadium that the Justice Department will be able to hold terrorist trials at halftime.


Lindsay Lohan was latched to an alcohol-monitoring anklet Tuesday. It measures alcohol from sweat. If we cared as much about monitoring Iran's nuclear program as we did Lindsay Lohan's sobriety, Israel could save a lot of money on its air force.


The White House was accused of offering Joe Sestak a federal job if he wouldn't run against Arlen Specter. He refused the offer and won the primary. He also told the press about the bribe so that when he's assassinated everyone will know it wasn't suicide.


British Petroleum tried a top-kill procedure Wednesday, stuffing the oil leak with cement and mud to stop the spewing. It's been tested on land with mixed success. John McCain tried it on Sarah Palin after the GOP convention but she still went rogue.


Florida Senator Bill Nelson demanded that the U.S. military take over efforts to shut down the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico from British Petroleum. This idea is idiotic. Placing the BP oil workers in a naked pyramid is not going to solve anything.


President Obama went to Capitol Hill Tuesday to pressure Senate Republicans to support him on immigration reform legislation. He has acquired photographs of them that could ruin their careers. The photos from the White House Christmas party just came back from the drug store and they clearly show the Republicans shaking his hand.


President Obama agreed to send twelve hundred National Guardsmen to the Mexico border Tuesday after a bitter partisan fight. The troops won't be assigned to keep Mexicans out of the country. Their job is to arrest Arizona police who arrest Mexicans.


Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick got five years in prison Monday for lying about sexually texting an intern. Technology has always been used for porn. Last night Larry King's wife caught him at his desk tapping out sexual messages on his telegraph.


The Special Relationship stars Dennis Quaid as Bill Clinton and Hope Davis as Hillary on HBO Saturday. The network had to cut the scene where Bill tells Hiilary about his affair with Monica. For national security reasons we don't want the North Koreans to know how far you can push Hillary without her doing anything about it.

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