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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 25, 2010 / 12 Sivan 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Immigration officials said Friday they will not help to deport illegal aliens from Arizona. The illegals enjoy the full protection of the law. Under the Obama Doctrine, unless there's evidence they collected a Wall Street bonus they've committed no crime.


Japan offered Friday to broadcast the World Cup in hologram format to 3-D TV sets. It's like watching a soccer match in your den. If you've ever had two drinks and counted the flowers in your wallpaper you can imagine the excitement of it.


Dan Aykroyd hosted an event in Chicago Thursday to celebrate the one-millionth bottle of Crystal Head Vodka he has sold. He was a Blues Brothers thirty years ago. That's how long it's taken him to auction off the contents of John Belushi's panic room.


Mexico's President Felipe Calderon ripped Arizona in a speech to the U.S. Congress Thursday, drawing standing ovations from the Democrats. He was mobbed after the speech. Every Democratic congressmen wanted him to register and vote in their district.


Mexico's Felipe Calderon urged the U.S. Congress to pass immigration laws the U.S. and Mexico can embrace. It's a numbers game. Illegal aliens who sneak into Mexico get two years in prison but the illegal aliens who sneak into America get time-and-a-half.


The White House's top candidate for National Intelligence Director was reported on Friday to be Pentagon official James Clapper. That's the perfect name for our top spy. You want somebody who can turn the lights on and off without leaving fingerprints.


President Obama ordered tough fuel economy standards for cars fifteen years from now. All cars will have to be smaller and lighter. In fifteen years you won't be able to keep your beer cold because all the Styrofoam will be used for auto bodies.


BP announced it will shoot mud into the open well to try to stop the leak this week. The theory is, if you shoot enough mud at something it will dry up. It hasn't worked on Sandra Bullock's husband but that doesn't mean it won't work somewhere else.


Hillary Clinton demanded sanctions against North Korea for torpedoing a South Korean naval ship two months ago. There's a reason she demanded an international response. She's given up trying to get President Obama to return her telephone calls.


The Financial Reform Act designed to rein in Wall Street sailed through the U.S. Senate Friday and headed for conference with its House sponsor, Barney Frank. It doesn't even touch Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, which caused the bubble and crash. The fact that there's anything Barney Frank doesn't want you to touch is news in itself.

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