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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 24, 2010 / 11 Sivan 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Mexico's President Felipe Calderon spoke to Congress Thursday. He lectured them on America's unfair laws while the Vice President and House Speaker sat silently behind him. Americans turning on their TV sets at that moment thought we'd lost a war.


The Weather Channel aired spectacular footage of twenty-six Oklahoma tornadoes on Wednesday. There was video from every angle. Storm chasers have become such an aggravation that the tornadoes have asked Oklahoma lawmakers to pass a paparazzi law.


Dr. Anthony Galea was indicted Friday for giving athletes performance-enhancing drugs. It could open up the prescription drug records of Alex Rodriguez and Tiger Woods. Soon anyone with a computer will have the recipe to Hugh Hefner's Secret Sauce.


Congress apologized to Indian tribes for past warlike U.S. policies Wednesday in a resolution read aloud at the Congressional Cemetery. It's dangerous to walk around that place. There are four hundred and thirty-five open graves just waiting for November.


The Special Relationship airs on HBO Saturday starring Dennis Quaid as Bill Clinton and Michael Sheen as Tony Blair. Quaid had a great time playing Bill Clinton. He just kept telling his wife it was research and there was nothing she could do about it.


The Liberty Bell in Philadelphia was shut down Friday after a suspicious white powder was found in a balloon near the landmark. No one panics if white powder is found near a Hollywood landmark. We just inject it into a wrinkle and see if it helps.


Mexico's government invited Americans to vacation in Mexico in TV ads released Friday. In Mexico you can get a fifty-pound sack of sugar, two bushels of corn, a pint of booze and a wife for about twenty dollars. The trouble is, the booze is awful.


Mexican President Felipe Calderon used his speech to the United States Congress Thursday to lecture Americans about their drug use. He had better watch his step. America could destroy Mexico's economy simply by restoring direct flights to Colombia.


Mexico's Felipe Calderon defended illegal immigration Thursday. Americans are tired of paying for everybody. It's bad enough they've got their adult kids living in the basement, now they've got another country sleeping on the living room sofa.


National Intelligence Director Dennis Blair was forced to resign by the White House. The president doesn't consider him a team player. Everyone in Washington D.C. agrees Dennis Blair is a man of unquestioned ethics and integrity, so he had to go.


South Korea produced incontrovertible proof Thursday that its naval ship was sunk on the high seas by a North Korean midget sub in March. The Obama administration is said to be furious. Democrats don't mind North Korea sinking a South Korean ship but using the word midget violates the speech code on every college campus in America.

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