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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 18, 2010 / 5 Sivan 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Mexican president Felipe Calderon visits the White House Wednesday where he'll be given an official state dinner. They're not sure how many are attending. In honor of the president of Mexico's visit, there will be no security at the gates whatsoever.


LeBron James was rumored to be headed for the Chicago Bulls Friday. It's a tough choice. Chicago protects its sports stars from sex, drug and gambling scandals but if you want to be in the monologue every night, you sign with New York or Los Angeles.


Betty White got Emmy mentions for her hosting job on Saturday Night Live at age eighty-eight. She partied with the cast til four in the morning, then caught a six o'clock flight to Los Angeles. They don't call it the Greatest Generation for nothing.


Arnold Schwarzenegger proposed brutal budget cuts Friday to avoid defaulting on state bonds. Analysts worry California will become the next Greece. They've been worshipping naked men in San Francisco for so long you can hardly tell the difference.


President Obama denounced BP, Transocean and Halliburton on Friday for blaming each other for the oil spill hitting Louisiana and Mississippi. All the finger-pointing is puzzling. When Venezuela gave free oil to the poor, Hugo Chavez was celebrated for it.


White House demands for strict controls on BP's drilling in the Gulf were complicated Friday by news that Vietnam is drilling nearby. It's safe for the Vietnamese to have oil now. They don't have to worry about President Bush toppling their government.


The N.Y. Times said the Obama administration ignored environmental laws and gave BP a permit to drill in the Gulf knowing it was risky. The president took more money from BP than any other candidate. We should have seen this coming when geneologists discovered two years ago that Barack Obama and Dick Cheney are distant cousins.


Gloria Allred went after Roman Polanski on Friday with a new allegation of sex with a minor twenty years ago in Paris. The celebrity attorney is giving Tiger Woods a break. It's the best evidence yet he gambled away all his money two years ago.


Attorney General Eric Holder was grilled in Congress Thursday about Arizona's new immigration law. He's denounced the Arizona law as unconstitutional while admitting he hasn't read it. He's read the law, it's the Constitution he's never seen.


President Obama wrote a message to all college graduates on Sunday in Parade magazine. A college graduation is a great chance for families to get together nowadays. Parents everywhere are turning the attic into a second bedroom.


The N.Y. Times said the top American baby names this year are Isabella, Jacob and Cullen. They're the characters on the vampire show Twilight. We're naming our babies after bloodsuckers to conceal the fact that we're sticking them with all of our debts.


Sarah Palin spoke at the National Rifle Association convention in Charlotte on Friday. It was groundbreaking. It's the first time in the history of the NRA that the speaker was both a presidential candidate and the hottest chick at the convention.

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