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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 17, 2010 / 4 Sivan 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | A Chicago high school official canceled a student trip to Arizona over the new immigration law. The official is a female gay rights activist. Sometimes when people are upset about being passed over for the U.S. Supreme Court they take it out on everyone at work.


President Obama enjoyed himself speaking at a town hall meeting in upstate New York Thursday. His staffers told reporters the president prefers audiences outside of Washington D.C. A comedian is no hero to the waitresses who see his act every night.


Attorney General Eric Holder admitted Thursday he hasn't read Arizona's immigration law. Democrats didn't read the bailout bill, the stimulus bill or the health care bill. The last first lady was into reading but this one just promotes vegetables.


John Kerry introduced the cap-and-trade bill in the Senate Thursday. It forces you to buy permission to emit carbon dioxide. It turns out the reason Bill Clinton never inhaled is because he knew he'd have to exhale and someday owe back taxes on it.


The Senate debated the Financial Reform Bill that lets the U.S. government track all bank transactions. It's one more database. When you charge an upcoming ski trip to your credit card it'll alert the local hospital that you're about to break your leg.


The FBI nabbed three Pakistanis in Massachusetts and Maine linked to the Times square bombing. They fled to New England and tried to blend in. It's the stupidest move by fugitives since O.J. and A.C. Cowling decided they would hide out in Orange County.


Richard Nixon's grandson Christopher Nixon Cox launched his campaign for U.S. Congress Monday in Suffolk County in New York. He's about to marry a beautiful billionaire. It would take Nixon's own flesh and blood to think of a way around the campaign finance laws designed to prevent another Nixon from ever getting elected.


The Bank of England said Friday the U.S. faces the same problems as Greece. If there are riots in America over budget cuts they could bump into riots over immigration rights and ignite with Tea Party protests and produce fission. The Hubble Telescope will have some spectacular photos of the clash but no one will be around to enjoy them.

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