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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 31, 2010 / 18 Sivan 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Lindsay Lohan was ordered to quit drinking by Judge Marsha Revel Tuesday. Talk about a Hollywood ending. Lindsay's going to Texas to play a porn star and make a fortune while the judge is going to lose her pension because California is bankrupt.


British Petroleum pumped dirt and concrete into the gushing Gulf of Mexico oil leak to try to plug it. It's a win-win. If it works it saves the wildlife and if it doesn't work we're about a week away from having the world's largest oil storage tank.


New York got the Super Bowl over Phoenix and New Orleans Tuesday. Phoenix lost due to Mexican unrest and New Orleans lost due to the oil spill. Terrorists were humiliated to hear they've been downgraded to the third-worst thing that could happen.


Democrat Joe Sestak says the White House offered him a federal job to drop out of the Pennsylvania Senate race. Every day he admits someone offered him a job. The White House never should've enlisted British Petroleum to get him to stop talking.


The Miss America Pageant got a new network TV contract starting in January on ABC. Pageant officials said Tuesday they plan to drill as deeply as they can into the girls to find out who they really are. If they strike silicone the contestant is disqualified.


British Petroleum pumped mud and concrete into its gushing well to try to plug the Gulf of Mexico oil leak Wednesday. There are indications the oil is headed for Florida. Shamu was fired at SeaWorld in Orlando on Tuesday and replaced by Moby Slick.


Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal was denied his request to build barrier islands to catch the oil. The EPA is micromanaging BP's use of dispersants. They want the chemicals placed precisely so that from the air the oil spill spells out Bush's Fault.


The Department of Commerce said the economic damage to the Gulf of Mexico will not likely be cleaned up by the end of the year. Novelty toymakers are ready. This Christmas the singing plastic fish Billy Bass will perform selections from Grease.


Mexico's state of Sonora aired a commercial threatening the safety of Arizona tourists. It's a moot point. The only Americans who visit Mexico these days are Democratic candidates from California, and they only go to shake hands with the voters.


South Korea started broadcasting acid rock songs over loudspeakers into North Korea Monday to agitate them. It totally backfired. Within the week the entire North Korean army was using mushrooms, having sex in the park, and living off their parents.


The Republican Party set up a new website called Listening to America where Americans can post their ideas for policies to solve America's problems. The announcement really ticked off the president. Any time a Republican uses the word American three times in a sentence he thinks they're questioning his citizenship.

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