Jewish World Review May 8, 2009 / 14 Iyar 5769
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
Britain's Labor government banned radio talk show host Michael Savage from England Wednesday. They also banned Klansmen, neo-Nazis, Jewish extremists, and al-Qaeda. Everybody has congratulated them on assembling a banned tourist list that looks like America.
Sarah Palin joined the GOP national listening tour Tuesday. Her daughter is an unwed teen mom and her sister-in-law just got busted for selling meth. She won't be the first politician to run for national office in order to spend less time with her family.
House Democrats included no money in the military funding bill Tuesday for the transfer of terror detainees from Guantanamo prison, because no states will take them. It's a dangerous time to have Khalid Sheikh Mohammed in California. William Morris is about to fire one hundred agents who will be thirsting for revenge and looking for a leader.
Congress weighed a plan Tuesday to pay Americans four thousand dollars to replace their old cars with new fuel-efficient cars. The lawmakers don't understand the economics of the situation. New cars may be more fuel efficient, but an old Pontiac sleeps four.
The White House proposed Wednesday that the U.S. spend sixty-three billion dollars on medical care for foreigners overseas. That's news. When President Obama campaigned on bringing free health care to the country he neglected to mention that the country was Zimbabwe.
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