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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 19, 2008 / 14 Iyar 5768

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | . Hollywood private eye Tony Pellicano was convicted Thursday for wiretapping movie stars. They all testified against him. There haven't been this many celebrities in court since Robert Blake gave a seminar on how to save money on divorce attorneys.


The New Orleans Hornets game was delayed last week when firemen couldn't put out a flaming hoop on the court. The pyrotechnics were planned. If the fire wasn't able to hold viewers through halftime, the network was going to arrange a slow-speed car chase.


Hillary Clinton campaigned in Oregon and Kentucky Friday. Her chances depend on her winning both primaries. She needs a miracle, but unfortunately she used up her quota of miracles when she prayed for her husband to stay faithful during the campaign.


Barack Obama led a media backlash against President Bush Friday for comparing him to Nazi appeasers. The media denounces anyone who brings up Barack's racist church pastor, Barack's radical friends, or Barack being an appeaser.


The Energy Department on Friday suspended buying seventy-six thousand barrels of oil per day for storage inside the Strategic Petroleum Reserve. There's no threat of a shortage in the strategic corn reserve. Hee-Haw will run in syndication forever.


Charles Barkley was sued by the Wynn hotel in Las Vegas Thursday. He owes four hundred thousand dollars in gambling debts. This ends Charles Barkley's dream of becoming the governor of Alabama and launches his bid to become governor of Louisiana.


John Edwards endorsed Barack Obama for president at a rally in Grand Rapids Wednesday. The endorsement was very shrewdly timed. Any personal injury lawyer can chase an ambulance but it takes a really good one to know who's about to get run over.


Hillary Clinton went hunting for more primary victories Thursday, carrying her presidential campaign to South Dakota. There can only be one reason why she flew to the state where Custer made his last stand. The Alamo was booked for the NBA playoffs.


The Auto Club warned Los Angeles drivers Friday to stop tailgating to get better gas mileage. It causes awkward freeway situations. When one Range Rover follows another Range Rover too closely there's one chance in four the female Rover's in heat.


The National Parks Service said Thursday the sea wall protecting the Jefferson Memorial from the Tidal Basin is sinking. It's not really sinking. It's just that food and gasoline prices are so high that everything else appears lower by comparison.


The Labor Department reported Thursday that food prices had their steepest one-month jump in eighteen years in April. The price of produce was never higher. People who throw tomatoes at stand-up comedians are paying them better than the club owners.


Barack Obama finally admitted doing something wrong on the campaign trail last week. He apologized for calling a television news reporter sweetie. For years the Democrats have fought with Bill O'Reilly, no one ever thought of flirting with him.


GOP Congressman Vito Fossella refused to resign after a DUI arrest led to the discovery of his mistress and lovechild. He's decided to run for re-election. When you have two families to support, it's no time to give up your health insurance.

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