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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 15, 2008 / 10 Iyar 5768

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | . Microsoft announced Monday the company has launched a new online telescope. It allows you to stargaze at your home computer by viewing digital images from land- and space-based telescopes. On really clear nights, you can see the price of gasoline.


Hillary Clinton won by a landslide in West Virginia's primary Tuesday. Seventy percent of voters told pollsters the Clintons represent their values. The tourism commercials say Virginia is for lovers, so West Virginia must be for sexual harassment.


Hillary Clinton praised West Virginians in her victory speech on Tuesday. They were tired of hearing all day from NBC that they are lower class, downscale, and blue collar. If you average in Jay Rockefeller they're right up there with Connecticut.


Hillary Clinton headed for Kentucky Wednesday where she leads Obama by a large margin. Her campaign is deeply in debt and she's begging for money in every victory speech but she'll never give up hope. The question is, does Jerry Lewis see her coming.


The Pentagon dismissed charges Tuesday against the alleged twentieth hijacker in the WTC attack. It's hopeless. The jury pool has seen Jeremiah Wright's sermons aired so many times the government is afraid it might not be able to get a conviction.


Jet Blue is being sued for forcing a passenger to sit on a toilet for a five-hour flight so a flight attendant could have his seat. It caused outrage. Senator Larry Craig telephoned his travel agent and demanded to know why this seat is never offered to him.


Law and Order's Dennis Farina was arrested at L.A. Airport Sunday. The screeners found an unregistered loaded gun in his briefcase. The actors might go on strike next month and it is the screeners' job to make sure they don't strike the Sears Tower.


The American Medical Journal said Tuesday that having two drinks a day makes you less likely to fracture your hips. It's especially true if you live in a two-story house. Falling down the stairs twice a day builds up enough scar tissue to cushion your bones.


Barack Obama surprised supporters by choosing not to campaign in West Virginia last week. It was seen as a sign of softness. In high school Barack Obama quit the chess club because he felt that each game was turning into a black versus white issue.


Detroit's City Council voted to remove Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick for having text-message sex with an assistant. It's all the rage. Text-message sex is so popular that Pfizer is coming out with a new pill that will keep a man's thumb from going soft.

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