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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 8, 2008 / 3 Iyar 5768

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | . New York Yankees fan Ivonne Hernandez killed a Boston Red Sox fan on Monday by running over him in a parking lot with her car. They'd been arguing in a bar all day. Every woman in America is giving Hillary Clinton advice on how to win this thing.


Roger Clemens apologized for mistakes in his personal life Monday but he would not name them. He's been linked to four extramarital affairs. This is what happens when you give a guy twenty million dollars a year and four days off between work days.


The Kentucky Horse Racing Authority was picketed by vocal opponents of horse racing Tuesday. They were shouted down by counter-protesters who love the sport. Some of these gambling degenerates go to the track every day, the rest just go when it's open.


San Diego State fraternities were busted for cocaine Tuesday. You cannot shame college kids into clean living. Now that Robert Downey Jr. has a two hundred million dollar movie they know they can eventually clean up their acts and enjoy a great life.


New Jersey's former governor Jim McGreevey's divorce trial began on Court TV Tuesday. He said he's gay, to his wife's surprise after they had group sex with the chauffeur. They were just named the winners in a new reality show called America's Next Clintons.


Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant was named Most Valuable Player Tuesday. No one worked harder. He spent the first half of his career fighting Shaquille O'Neal for the ball and the second half of his career fighting Jack Nicholson for camera time.


Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama arrived in West Virginia Wednesday following Tuesday's primaries. You could feel the electricity in the air. It was a welcome chance for West Virginians who can't pay their electricity bills to charge their iPods.


Barack Obama won the North Carolina presidential primary on Tuesday, ending his losing streak. He won by carrying ninety-one percent of the black vote. When did you ever think you'd see a Clinton waxing nostalgic about the poll tax?


Hillary Clinton captured the Indiana primary Tuesday. She survived the latest controversy. Old videotape of her Methodist minister surfaced in which he urged public tolerance of Prince William and Prince Harry until they're completely grown up.


Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama split the primaries Tuesday. Each candidate's supporters are ferociously loyal. The convention is three months away and already Denver officials are blaming the race riot on an overreaction by the Los Angeles Police.

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