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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 7, 2008 / 2 Iyar 5768

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | . Eight Belles was euthanized in front of millions of viewers Saturday following the Kentucky Derby. The filly finished second and then was shot on the track. If they adopted this policy at the Olympics, NBC's ratings would go right through the roof.


Barbara Walters reveals in her new book she had affairs with Senator Edward Brooke and Senator John Warner back in the Seventies. She's a great American. There was a time when you slept with a senator for your country and not for five hundred dollars.


Roger Clemens apologized for personal mistakes Sunday which center around the affair he had that began when the girl was fifteen. Admitting it may be a ploy for sympathy. He just has to introduce her as his page and Congress will get off his case.


Major League Baseball reported a large increase in attendance in April despite the slumping U.S. economy. Even small-market teams are doing well. The Kansas City Royals enjoyed record April revenues and that was just by growing corn in right field.


Iron Man starring Robert Downey Jr. made two hundred million dollars Sunday. He plays a superhero who shoots napalm out of his hand. Everyone's shocked you could make so much money at the box office by capitalizing on nostalgia for the Vietnam War.


Hollywood sounded the alarm Monday when the first week of May TV ratings revealed a double-digit drop in network viewers. They've all gone to cable. The only way the networks could compete with Hillary and Barack would be with live impeachment coverage.


Hillary Clinton did the Top Ten list on David Letterman's show Monday. Republicans don't get to do the Top Ten list for legal reasons. We have a treaty with NATO which requires a twenty-four hour notification before Dick Cheney counts backwards from ten.


Democratic Party officials hailed record turnout for Tuesday's primaries. It got ugly toward the end. After a tip from Michael Vick on Monday, both Hillary and Barack Obama were arrested on separate farms in North Carolina for breeding attack ads.


London's Al-Hayat newspaper on Monday published portions of Saddam Hussein's prison diary. They reveal he was worried about getting AIDS while the U.S. held him prisoner. Jeremiah Wright told him that the U.S. government was giving it to everybody.


Oprah Winfrey was reported Monday to have stopped attending Jeremiah Wright's church but not because of his sermons. It was too crowded. Every time the pastor would express his thanks to Jesus both Oprah and Barack would stand up and take a bow.


The Gallup Poll out Monday gave Hillary Clinton a seven-point lead over Barack Obama. Hollywood favors Barack Obama with the exception of the stand-up comics. Even if Hillary Clinton is not the next president, the comedians want Bill Clinton for vice.

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