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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 5, 2008 / 30 Nissan 5768

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | . Barbara Walters released her autobiography titled Audition Friday. In it she revealed she had an interracial affair with former Senator Edward Brooke of Massachusetts. And if this doesn't sell books, she's going to claim to be the mother of Barack Obama.


British Tories won a victory Friday when Conservative Boris Johnson was elected mayor of London. Immigration has become an issue in The City. Londoners who travel abroad are tired of being asked by well-meaning hotel clerks if they're Shia or Sunni.


The Coast Guard was reported stumped Friday by cocaine runners using mini-subs for smuggling. If apprehended, the crew can scuttle the sub and jettison the drugs to the ocean floor. At least it explains why the sharks have been so aggressive lately.


A Richmond man was killed by a Civil War cannonball he found Friday which blew up and sent shrapnel through a wall two blocks away. Artillery once ringed the city. That's how determined the Confederacy was to keep Wal-Mart from moving into town.


The Federal Reserve took action Tuesday to stabilize the value of U.S. currency. It's about time. Californians have begun using dollar bills instead of lettuce in salads because they're not only cheaper, they contain more fiber.


Hillary Clinton told the New York Times she sees a path to the nomination. She plans to fight Obama all the way to the convention. Any judge hearing this case would order the Democratic Party to attend ninety meetings in ninety days at On and On.


Hillary Clinton was introduced by an Indiana steelworker Tuesday as the candidate with testicular fortitude. She howled in delight. She's turned herself into such an Iron Lady that every morning after she gets up, she gradually starts to point north.


Barack Obama slammed the idea of a holiday on gas taxes as a political gimmick Friday. His disdain for the idea didn't help his image as an elitist. Every now and then Barack Obama makes Marie Antoinette look like Ma Joad in The Grapes of Wrath.


Ohio's Attorney General Marc Dann admitted at his press conference Friday that he had an extramarital affair with an employee. These things always come at a high price. For starters, the next attorney general always demands a new desk and a new rug.


Somalia militants and Muslim warlords vowed revenge Friday for a United States missile attack that killed an al-Qaeda leader in Mogadishu. They weren't the only ones who were violently upset. Americans had no idea we still had troops in Mogadishu.

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