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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 1, 2008 / 26 Nissan 5768

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | . Miley Cyrus was photographed in Vanity Fair holding a satin sheet to her chest with her bare back exposed. It's a national issue. Just when Pastor Jeremiah Wright was about out of Ku Klux Klan jokes, white people show up wearing sheets in Vanity Fair.


Roger Clemens was reported to have had an affair with a singer he met when she was fifteen. Defense lawyers are probing his past after he sued his steroid accuser for defamation. Any Indian who greeted Columbus could have warned Roger it's the discovery that kills you.


Los Angeles firefighters rushed to put out blazes that broke out all over town Monday. It's that time of year again. The fire marshal issued a bulletin in twelve different languages reminding everyone that it's still only round one of the playoffs.


The Charlotte Bobcats hired Larry Brown to coach next year, a year after he was cut loose by the New York Knicks. Sports fans have lost count of the number of NBA teams he's coached. Larry Brown has been fired more times than a Civil War cannon.


Major League Baseball announced ticket prices for the All-Star Game in Yankee Stadium. They'll cost seven hundred and fifty dollars apiece. As soon as the government started sending out rebate checks the price of everything went up six hundred dollars.


Barack Obama divorced himself from his pastor, Jeremiah Wright, on Tuesday. He said he was shocked to hear his divisive views. It proves that if you just sit in the pew and think about yourself for twenty years you never hear a word the preacher says.


Barack Obama's pastor Jeremiah Wright claimed Monday the U.S. government invented AIDS to wipe out all black people. Absolutely no one wants to hear this. Jeremiah Wright is so annoying he's got white people demanding reparation payments for slavery.


North Carolina Governor Mike Easley said Tuesday that Hillary makes Rocky look like a pansy, infuriating gays. On a day when blacks and women battled over who was more insulted, gays got insulted. It's taken four months for the party of Jefferson to become the front row of Rickles.


General Motors ordered cutbacks Monday that will lay off workers at four plants in Michigan. It just adds to the growing total. Ever since we put Japan and Germany back on their feet, the Detroit Tigers have had the best day-game attendance in baseball.

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