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Jan. 9, 2009

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Why there's hope amidst the destruction

Martin Peretz: At War, Not at War

Charles Krauthammer: Will Olmert screw it up yet again?

Jan. 8, 2009

Stratfor Geopolitical Intelligence Report: Arab regimes secretly rooting for Israel?

Larry Elder: Israelis and Palestinians: Who's David, Who's Goliath?

Jeff Jacoby: Yes, it's anti-Semitism

Jan. 7, 2009

Jonah Goldberg: Who are the real Nazis?

Anne Applebaum: Pointless Peace Proposals

Jan. 6, 2009

Caroline B. Glick: Iran's Gazan diversion?

Dennis Prager: Dissecting Dershowitz

Jan. 5, 2009

Mark Steyn: Gaza has its version of rocket scientists

Mona Charen: The So-called International Community

Jan. 2, 2009

Rabbi Abraham J. Twerski: Having a holy tongue

Caroline B. Glick : Hamas' march to victory

Dec. 31, 2008

Dore Gold: Is Israel Using 'Disproportionate Force'?

Renee Enna:: Succulent 'stewp' is quick, easy fix

Dec. 30, 2008

Jonathan Mark: Israel's Response Is Disproportionate

Wesley Pruden: It's time once more to blame the Jews

Dec. 29, 2008

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Chanukah: 'Give me Judaism or give me death'

Michael B. Oren: A crisis and an opportunity

Dec. 26, 2008

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: When the past meets the future

Caroline B. Glick: Iran and Hamas do Christmas

Dec. 24, 2008

Rabbi Dovid Zauderer: Judaism's Santa problem

The Kosher Gourmet by Ethel G. Hofman CHANUKAH FORK-FINGER FOOD FEAST

Dec. 23, 2008

Caroline B. Glick: Repeating failure in Gaza

Dec. 22, 2008

Rabbi Boruch Leff: Too many Jews today are missing the intended purpose of one of Judaism's most beloved holidays

Barry Rubin: Liar, liar, pants on cease-fire

Dec. 19, 2008

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: The Final Battlefield

Caroline B. Glick: Betting on a dead horse

Dec. 18, 2008

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky: Juicy Chef's hella top, hella bottom, hallelujah in the middle

Craig Crossman : More gifts for geeks --- and those who love them

Dec. 17, 2008

Dion Nissenbaum: Israel kicks out outrageously biased UN official

Craig Crossman : Gifts for geeks --- and those who love them

Dec. 16, 2008

Jonathan Rosenblum: The Gift of Joy

Frank J. Gaffney, Jr.: Uncle Shariah

Dec. 15, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir : Expert witnesses who put themselves first

Barry Rubin: What they say isn't what you hear

Dec. 12, 2008

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Can the Bible be a secular language?

Caroline B. Glick: What a PM Netanyahu faces from Washington

Dec. 11, 2008

Rabbi Leiby Burnham: Our role in the Divine's global corporation, World Inc.

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky: A retro-tasting pareve pot pie made with a light hand

Dec. 10, 2008

Rabbi Paysach J. Krohn: Groom admits he was caught "red handed"

Kara McGuire: No money for gifts? No problem

Dec. 9, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir : Can I make my boss treat me fairly?

Stratfor Geopolitical Intelligence Report: Next Steps in the Indo-Pakistani Crisis

Dec. 8, 2008

Rabbi Avi Shafran: 'Chanukah Bush' flap and graciousness

Mark Steyn: Jews get killed, but Muslims feel vulnerable

Dec. 5, 2008

Rabbi A. Henach Leibowitz: Truth --- The Key to Gratitude

Jeff Jacoby: UN's obsession is grotesque and Orwellian

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Mortimer B. Zuckerman: Graffiti On History's Walls (MUST-READ!)

Jewish World Review May 16, 2008 / 11 Iyar 5768

Feline visitor is feral, fearless and fancy-free

By Lori Borgman

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | We have been feeding a feral cat for two years now. For a relationship built on mutual hostility, we have made remarkable progress.


Some people have said that she is a cat with an attitude - capital A — but I think they are simply dog people who don't understand that her aloofness is not attitude, merely personality. She's a fine looking feline, a tuxedo, all black with a white bib and white feet. We call her Socks. I know, what a pathetic name coming from a writer.


She is a thoughtful animal in that she drops by every morning when I am at the computer. She presses her little nose against the glass door, and looks inside, just to say "hello." (Cynical family members say she is a stalker, sneering at me, saying, "Food, woman! NOW!")


Of course, she'd like some food, but I'm not the kind of person that lets a stray animal dictate my every move. Which is why I often wait one second - maybe even two — before flying off my chair, sprinting to the garage and bounding outside to give her cat food.


"What's wrong kitty, you don't like the chicken-flavored? Well, let me run back and get some of the fish-flavored. Maybe the special urinary-tract blend?" Some have said I am pampering the cat, but I think I am just demonstrating the "Do unto others as you would have cats do unto you" principle.


I also reject the charge that she is high voltage. She simply has the inclinations of a gymnast. If you get too close to her, she shoots straight up like a helicopter, then rockets 15 yards, completely airborne, before hitting the ground.


There are other times when she lounges on the patio and slowly blinks her eyes. I told one of the kids that this is a cat's equivalent to blowing a kiss, to which the kid responded the cat is planning to get me. Probably at night. Claws in my back. When I am winding up the garden hose and least expect it. What do you expect from a kid who watches "Law and Order"?


I'm not denying the cat has some aggression issues. We have seen her take down rabbits and go for squirrels, and she may have her eye on a neighbor's St. Bernard, but I have been working with her.


I've talked with her, reasoned with her, and I do believe she's developing a social conscience. She now practices catch and release. She catches shrews and chipmunks and releases them on the patio. They are dead, but she does release them.


I have also had some success in teaching her math tricks. "Socks, if the square root of 9 is 3, don't move, just sit there and ignore me." She so gets it. And people think dogs are smart?


Our son dropped by with his street-wise city dog and the cat circled in closer to introduce herself. "Oh, she wants to make friends," I said. "Friends?" he yelled. "She wants to rip him like a paper shredder. Look at her!"


The dog went crazy, lunging against his leash, barking, growling, and the cat just sat there smiling as sweet as you please. Nice kitty.


Yes, she's making a lot of progress. Some day we may even stop using the buddy system when walking from the house to the car.

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