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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 31, 2007 / 14 Sivan, 5767

Office gossip is protected free speech

By Celia Rivenbark

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Four employees at a small New Hampshire town hall were fired recently for gossiping about their boss's cozy relationship with another employee.


One fired employee is probably puzzled about the whole thing. After all, she admitted calling her boss "the Fuhrer" to his face one time without any ill effects. This means that he'd rather be compared to Hitler, the greatest mass murderer in world history, than to be accused of spending too long talking about last night's episode of "Lost" with the cute chick in accounting.


Go figure.


Digging deeper, I learned that this po-dunk town in New Hampshire isn't the only place where you can be fired for gossiping.


Just a few miles away from my North Carolina home, liquor store employees in Cumberland County can be fired for gossiping under a rule enacted by the county commissioners.


I'm just guessing, but this probably stems from somebody blabbing about the Holiness preacher buying bourbon one day and him not even seeming to have any semblance of a bad cough.


Growing up in a very small Carolina town, I was always amused at the fortress-like protective wall around the front and sides of the local liquor store. Once parked in the back, you could scurry inside in utter shame and scurry outside, bags in hand, without the threat of gossipy biddies seeing your every move and reporting it back to the entire membership of the Lottie Moon Society.


Perhaps similar walls could be erected between offices with employees having to navigate "Survivor"-style mazes to get to another's cubicle for a little harmless flirtation to break up the day.


Having worked in a cubicle environment for more than two decades, I can tell you that gossip is absolutely essential to the mental health of any employee. Without it, well, you'd just work all day and how much of a bummer is that?


Gossip is as American as apple pie and magnetic car ribbons. It doesn't have to ruin lives to be fun, although that is an added bonus if it's about somebody you really can't stand.


I don't think it's possible to enforce a no-gossip zone in any workplace. This is America, after all, and we have the right to free speech. And if that speech happens to be about the boss's porn addiction, so what?


Already, a couple of those fired New Hampshire workers have been invited back to work and I'm guessing the other two will get their jobs back, too. Fired for gossiping? That's nuts! That's the craziest thing I've ever heard, except for the time I learned that the guy in human resources was really a woman. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Celia Rivenbark is an award-winning news reporter and freelance columnist for The Sun News in Myrtle Beach, S.C. Comment by clicking here.


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