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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 29, 2007 / 13 Sivan, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Lindsay Lohan was charged with drunk driving and cocaine possession in Beverly Hills after a car wreck Friday. It's a miracle. Paris Hilton only started carrying around a Bible last week and already G-d has found her a socially acceptable cell-mate.


Paris Hilton was photographed leaving a Hollywood bookstore carrying the Bible Tuesday. It's nuts. What's more unbelievable, that there's a bookstore in Hollywood, that any bookstore in Hollywood would stock the Bible, or that Paris Hilton can read?


The Institute of Medicine recommended two dollars more in taxes on each pack of cigarettes Friday. It could save lives. By the end of this decade there won't be three Americans who can afford to throw a lighted cigarette into a gallon of gasoline.


The Auto Club did a survey Friday saying Americans will cut down their driving if gas hits three-fifty a gallon. Now it's there. Gasoline is so expensive in New York that Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell are carpooling to the unemployment office.


Governor Bill Richardson campaigned on Meet the Press on Sunday. He said he was a pitcher in prep school and summer league ball. Forget the presidency, he wants George Steinbrenner to know that he's available in case Roger Clemens doesn't have it.


Syria reported a huge voter turnout in its presidential election on Sunday and Bashar Assad was re-elected president. He was the only candidate on the ballot. An optimist is anybody who stays up late in Damascus to see how the election came out.


Rosie O'Donnell quit The View on Friday rather than continue arguing every day with Republican co-host Elizabeth Hasselbeck about Iraq. It's an epidemic. If one more Democrat caves in, West Virginia is going to start naming coal mines after them.


Democratic candidate Bill Richardson reversed himself Friday and opposed the immigration reform bill. The man's a born political survivor. For the first time in twenty years, Bill Richardson is pointing out he's Anglo-Saxon on his father's side.


Congress passed a two dollar and twelve cents an hour increase in the minimum wage as part of the Iraq war funding bill. The timing's perfect. The first step to getting twelve million illegal aliens to go home is to give them a forty percent raise.


New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine paid his girlfriend six million dollars after their two-year fling ended. That's eight thousand dollars per day. This is why NFL team chaplains counsel players that strip joints will save them money in the long run.


Sony said Thursday that Jackass will be available on a Playstation home video game this fall. The game should really boost the sale of Sony Playstation units. The instructions call for putting the cartridge in the machine and setting it on fire.


Carl Bernstein's book on Hillary Clinton says Bill tried to leave her for another woman eighteen years ago but she wouldn't give him a divorce. She said there were worse things than infidelity. This is the kind of perfect match between woman and man which e-Harmony promises in their television commercials but only G-d can deliver.

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