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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 22, 2007 / 5 Sivan, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Cutty Sark caught fire in Greenwich, where the famed clipper was dry-docked for a hundred and fifty years. The news spread quickly. When John Daly heard the Cutty Sark was on fire he ran back to the clubhouse to try to save the rest of the inventory.


The U.S. Senate opened debate on an immigration reform bill Monday that was still being written by its proponents. Some senators objected to voting for a bill they couldn't read. Making Spanish the official language could turn into a real deal-breaker.


Hillary Clinton said Monday the U.S. government should pay for pre-school for all four-year-old kids in America. It's not fair. After making it all the way across the Mojave Desert, shouldn't they be allowed to relax and enjoy their childhood for a year?


Newsweek ran a cover story Monday wondering if Bill Clinton would misbehave if Hillary's elected president. The last time he was in the White House he tripled the stock market, balanced the budget and saved Kosovo with no casualties. Abraham Lincoln would order his aides to find who he's doing and send her to all his generals.


Congress threatened the NFL with action Monday if Michael Vick isn't penalized for raising pit bulls for dog fighting. He's a threat to the league. Michael Vick is the only guy who knows how to make the Westminster Dog Show outdraw the Super Bowl.


New England Patriots receiver Randy Moss reported to mini-camp Friday following his trade from the Oakland Raiders. Both teams have the Midas touch. Everything New England touches turns to gold, while everything Oakland touches turns to mufflers.


Kentucky Derby winner Street Sense was edged at the wire by Curlin Saturday in the Preakness at Pimlico. A record eighty-six million dollars was bet at the track but the favorite horse barely lost. A racetrack is a place where windows clean people.

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