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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 11, 2007 / 23 Iyar, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Griffith Park Zoo in Los Angeles was threatened by wildfires Wednesday. No other place so represents this city. You can spend all morning feeding peanuts to the elephants at the Griffith Park Zoo and they'll leave you for the guy with cashews.

Paris Hilton asked her fans Tuesday to petition Governor Schwarzenegger to keep her out of jail. She's had lots of chances. The judge had to sentence her to jail because the time she has spent servicing the community has done nothing to reform her.

The Milwaukee Brewers gave free tickets to men who took a prostate exam before entering the ballpark Wednesday. It had an unintended effect. Ten thousand men now appreciate what Barry Bonds goes through whenever he's called in front of a grand jury.

Al Sharpton said Monday no true believer in G-d could vote for a Mormon for U.S. president. The motive behind his bigotry is obvious. He couldn't shame CBS Radio into giving him Don Imus's time slot so he's decided to compete for it fair and square.

Germany said Wednesday it will use computers and a complex algorithm to reassemble millions of shredded East German secret police files. Careers could be ruined. If it's possible to reassemble shredded files, Hillary Clinton could be impeached before she's even elected.

Barack Obama told a Virginia crowd that ten thousand people died in the Kansas tornado when it was actually twelve people who died. It's an honest mistake. Being from Chicago he couldn't imagine Kansas being newsworthy for any less than ten thousand casualties.

The New York Yankees banned all alcohol from the locker room at Yankee Stadium Monday. It's a tough adjustment. Thank goodness they traded away David Wells or he would be shaking off the catcher's signs all the way through the post-game interviews.

The America's Cup challenger round Monday saw the U.S. yacht team completely drub Italy. It was no surprise. Ever since Christopher Columbus landed in Santo Domingo thinking he was in India, Italy's been a non-factor in the world of competitive sailing.

The U.S. Senate moved Monday to block the importation of prescription drugs. It's a real problem. Now that UCLA medical researchers have confirmed that laughter indeed is the best medicine, senior citizens are flocking to Canada in search of cheap laughs.

NASA used a satellite camera to photograph an exploding star fifteen times the size of the sun Monday. What a photo. It's the most spectacular star explosion ever recorded, at least until Paris Hilton finds out she is not going to get a pardon.

Washington D.C. madam Debbie Palfrey vowed Monday to expose all her powerful sex clients. It's of little national interest. When most Americans heard a madam was running a house of ill repute in Washington D.C., they just assumed it was Nancy Pelosi.

House Democrats went in front of the cameras to blame the White House for high gasoline prices Tuesday. Everyone feels the pinch. Gasoline prices are so high in Los Angeles that David Hasselhoff's daughters are running around town videotaping them.

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