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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 8, 2007 / 20 Iyar, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Paris Hilton got forty-five days in Los Angeles county jail Friday. O.J. Simpson is out on the golf course, Robert Blake is walking free, and Paris Hilton is going to jail. It is just more evidence that in Los Angeles the only crime is having no talent.


The Weather Channel showed tornadoes roaring through the Middle West this past weekend. The damage was the number-one news topic on Sunday. George Tenet said he knew the tornadoes were coming and told Condoleezza Rice, but she failed to warn Kansas.


Warren Beatty said he will compete for the role of Richard Nixon in the film version of Nixon and Frost against the Broadway play's star, Frank Langella. One played Bugsy Siegel and one played Dracula. They're both so evenly qualified for the role it may have to be settled by a coin flip.


David Hasselhoff lost his job as star of The Producers at Paris Las Vegas when a video surfaced of him dead drunk. What a career low. He played a cross-dressing gay Broadway director who stars as Hitler, and he's being fired over character issues.


Washington D.C. madam Debbie Palfrey said Sunday she and her call girls shouldn't have to go to jail while their customers go free. These men aren't off the hook yet. The moment her trial is over she's joining the writing staff of How I Met Your Mother.


First Lady Laura Bush hosted a formal dinner for Queen Elizabeth Monday. The dress code was white-tie-and-tails for the men. They sometimes had white tails at the Clinton White House but the bunnies were always cleared out before Hillary came home.


Hillary Clinton announced Sunday she wants to repeal the Senate authorization for the president to go to war in Iraq. She wants to make the war illegal. Once the troops in Iraq are felons, they can't vote in Florida and her election is assured.


French voters elected conservative Nicolas Sarkozy the new president of France on Sunday. He defeated the first woman to run for president. John Kerry and Al Gore placed a conference call to Hillary Clinton and told her the people have spoken.

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