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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 30, 2006 / 3 Sivan, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Barry Bonds homered Sunday to break Babe Ruth's mark. He addressed the media and thanked Heaven for his unconditional love, and he thanked his wife for standing by him. He forgot to thank Bill Clinton for punching up his post-game speech.

The Los Angeles Times urged Hillary Clinton Sunday not to run for president ever. They want her husband to be U.N. Secretary-General instead. What they are trying to say is, hard work in the Senate is admirable but sex sells newspapers.

Virginia on Tuesday began marking the four hundredth anniversary of the English landing at Jamestown. It's our founding. Never in the settlers' dreams did they imagine that in four centuries they would be averaging another hundred yards off the tee.

Senator Bill Frist defended his support of a citizenship program for illegal aliens Sunday. He said it's necessary to get twelve million people out of the shadows. He thinks he can get elected president on the slogan, Shade is for Citizens.

Venezuela's Hugo Chavez and Bolivia's president Evo Morales wore red ponchos before reporters Sunday and denounced the United States. The first guy nationalized U.S. oil companies and the other guy wants to export cocaine legally. The only thing everyone can agree on is one day they'll be played by Martin and Charlie Sheen.

USC star Matt Leinart reported to rookie camp Wednesday and complained about the publicity over his relationship with Paris Hilton. He really needs to watch it. Hollywood is a glamorous town full of exciting people, most of them undiagnosed.

Madonna performed in Los Angeles Sunday perched on a giant cross and wearing a crown of thorns. The cross was a bad idea. If she wants to be considered a religious icon in Los Angeles she will have to appear on a grilled cheese sandwich.

Prime Minister Tony Blair received a thunderous ovation in Washington Friday after his speech at Georgetown University. The crowd sat awestruck. No one can believe that a man who speaks that beautifully is not hosting the ABC Evening News.

House Members in both parties said Friday the FBI raid on a U.S. congressman's office violated the separation of powers. Federal agents can't just barge into a U.S. congressman's office as if they owned the place. Only contributors can do that.

Colonial Williamsburg promoters said Friday they expect huge summer crowds with the approach of the four hundredth anniversary of the landing at Jamestown. The colonial town square includes two wooden prisoner stocks, one for the hands and feet and one for the head and feet. Today they are known as Ken Lay's stock options.

The Lundberg Survey reported record high gas prices for Memorial Day weekend drivers. It's almost a dollar a gallon more expensive in the Northeast and the West Coast. These states always vote Democratic and it's considered a complaint tax.

Hillary Clinton fans held a presidential rally in Nashville Tuesday but drew only twenty people. Blame it on name recognition. During her entire time as first lady of Arkansas her picture was in every post office in the South as a Yankee spy.

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