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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 22, 2006 / 24 Iyar, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Paul McCartney said Wednesday he and Heather Mills are divorcing. Four years ago he refused to get a pre-nup, thinking that their love would last forever. When she takes him for every dime he's got, think of the country music hits he will write.


Paul McCartney said Wednesday he's divorcing his wife and added he never asked her for a pre-nup. What a shame. Paul McCartney could have saved half a billion dollars cash by attending just one of Donald Trump's lectures at the Learning Annex.


The U.S. Senate passed border control legislation Wednesday by a huge margin. It builds a triple wall along the Mexican border that's twenty feet high. The next day, Mexico's legislature passed a bill making twenty-one-foot ladders a civil right.


Condoleezza Rice told senators Thursday that she supports legislation to curb the spread of shoulder-fired missiles in foreign countries. She's already thinking like an NFL commissioner. She wants America to be the only country with Brett Favre.


Hillary Clinton refused to be specific on illegal immigration in a speech to Hispanics Thursday. She said the Senate has a coalition for comprehensive reform. You can tell she fired all her landscapers because she is doing all the hedging now.


Bill Clinton and former President Bush dined with Ellen DeGeneres following their joint appearance at Tulane's commencement Saturday. Former President Bush felt like a fifth wheel. This is one time where Bill Clinton didn't need a chaperone.


The FBI began digging up a horse farm in Michigan Thursday looking for Jimmy Hoffa. The agents got a tip from a local prison inmate and started digging. The inmate deserves the Tom Sawyer Award for getting someone else to plow your farm.


Saddam Hussein's Mercedes was seized in New Haven Friday from a Reservist who bought it in Iraq. It's armored, bulletproof, has a wet bar and shoots flames out the side. We just sent two hundred thousand troops to liberate Iraq from James Bond.


Washington Nationals owner Ted Lerner got to work on a new stadium Friday. A stadium built in Washington has special construction requirements. They have to install tables over all the ticket windows so the money can change hands under them.


Iran's parliament passed a law Friday requiring Christians and Jews to wear badges. The bill still has to be approved by Iran's Supreme Guide, Ali Khamenehi, before becoming law. He's just hired Mel Brooks to consult on the casting of Hitler.

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