Jewish World Review May 19, 2006 / 21 Iyar, 5766
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
Paul McCartney confirmed Wednesday that he and his second
wife Heather Mills will be divorcing. The singer never asked her
to sign a pre-nuptial agreement. He didn't want to have to worry
about whether his third wife was marrying him for money.
The New York Knicks offered coach Larry Brown twenty-five
million dollars to just go away. How bad is team morale? The
people of New Orleans apologized for their self-centeredness
Monday and volunteered to help rebuild the New York Knicks.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation executed a warrant in
Michigan Wednesday searching for Jimmy Hoffa's remains. This means
the FBI case backlog is thirty years. Al-Qaeda doesn't go to the
top of the list until we find out who killed disco.
The National Geographic Society hosted the premiere of Al Gore's new global warming movie Wednesday in Washington D.C. He was greeted as a conquering hero. Ever since he made fifty million dollars on Google stock, even Hillary's giving him the Mae West treatment.
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