Jewish World Review May 17, 2006 / 19 Iyar, 5766
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
President Bush addressed the country Monday and called for
beefed-up Mexican border defense. Mexico is sick and tired of the
double standard. Barry Bonds has gone over the fence seven hundred
and thirteen times and nobody ever criticizes him.
U.S. Senator George Allen of Virginia was forced Sunday to
recant his love for the Confederate flag, which he displayed on
the back of his truck in college. It's too late. He's already been
added to the list of defendants in the Durham rape case.
Senator Teddy Kennedy's Cessna was struck by lightning
Saturday while he was flying home to Cape Cod from a commencement
speech. The senator was outraged. How are the Kennedys supposed to
get anywhere when G-d won't let them fly or drive?
Hillary Clinton said Sunday she apologized to her daughter for saying last Thursday that today's young people don't want to work. It was the right thing to do. Chelsea's the only girl in America who left high school with a doctorate in marriage counseling.
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