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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 15, 2006 / 17 Iyar, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Bud Selig ruled Wednesday there will be no Major League Baseball celebration when Barry Bonds passes Babe Ruth in homers this week. He may still be injecting steroids. Last night he came to the plate with his belt still wrapped around his arm.


Miami Dolphins star Ricky Williams signed to play for the Toronto Argonauts this fall and ride out his one-year NFL drug suspension by playing in Canada. He is feeling much better ever since he got the marijuana patch. It's in his back yard.


Democrats ripped the White House Thursday for gathering telephone records of Americans. Doesn't the administration have any imagination? Whenever Bill Clinton wanted a citizen's phone number he simply had an Arkansas trooper go get it from her.


First Lady Laura Bush gave the commencement address at Vanderbilt University Friday in Nashville. She told the graduating seniors to serve others. There are still a few waitressing jobs out there that haven't been taken by illegal immigrants.


The Senate cleared the hurdles on amnesty for illegal aliens and must now compromise with a House bill which calls for their deportation. It only adds to the avalanche descending on President Bush. Even the Amish are complaining about the price of gas.


Iran's president Mahmoud Ahmedinejad wrote a letter Monday offering to fly to Washington D.C. and negotiate. It's a trip he'll never forget. Dick Cheney will take him to the firing range, then Patrick Kennedy can drive him back to the embassy.


The Indianapolis Motor Speedway hosts the Indy 500 next weekend. Six hundred thousand fans will show up to watch race cars roaring around in circles at two hundred miles an hour. Nothing kicks off a summer like Middle East Appreciation Day.


CBS Sports announced Friday it will air the Ultimate Blackjack Tour starting this fall. It shows really good players rather than celebrities. The last time Ben Affleck was hit with a blackjack it was in the parking lot at the Golden Nugget.


ESPN analyst Rick Sutcliffe was yanked off the air during a player interview on Wednesday because his speech was slurred and rambling and he sounded drunk. It's nothing to worry about. He's been like this ever since Ted Kennedy adopted him.


Hillary Clinton slammed college graduates Friday for demanding high salaries right out of school. They have her in a bind. She tried to hire illegal aliens to work the phones, but they kept wiring her campaign donations home to their families in Mexico.


Bill Bradley said Friday Al Gore made fifty million dollars by investing in Google and could finance his own campaign. So now Democrats are buying the search engines while Republicans are tapping the phone lines. At the rate things are going, you may have to host your own talk show on MSNBC to get any privacy at all.

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