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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 12, 2006 / 14 Iyar, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Major League Baseball granted permission for players to use pink bats Sunday to honor breast cancer awareness. Breasts matter to ballplayers. Half of Barry Bonds' income is from baseball and the other half is from the Dow Corning settlement.


Barry Bonds demanded a contract extension from the San Francisco Giants this week despite his advancing age. He missed playing Monday night, complaining of gas pains. His trainer warned him not to fill up his car on the way to the ballpark.


HBO was reported Wednesday to be planning a new sitcom set in Baghdad called Hotel Palestine. It follows the merry adventures of journalists covering the war. You knew it was inevitable when we got a CIA director who looks just like Colonel Klink.


Germany sentenced convicted cannibal Armin Meiwes to life in prison Tuesday in Frankfurt. He admitted killing and eating a young man he met on the Internet. It will be a long time before anybody looks for love in the Men Seeking Lunch category.


The U.N. Security Council was unable to reach agreement Wednesday about how to prevent Iran from developing nuclear weapons. How can America enforce nuclear inspections on the Iranians? We can't even get the car keys away from the Kennedys.


Iran's regime vowed Monday to crack down on athletes who sport an effeminate look. The mullahs don't like seeing blue hair, plucked eyebrows and white-powdered faces. Iran can be proud that their nuclear weapons labs are already up and leaking.


Fox News chairman Rupert Murdoch agreed Tuesday to host a fundraiser in July for Hillary Clinton's U.S. Senate campaign. We all change. Fox News was founded in opposition to everything the Clintons stand for, but then so was Plymouth Colony.


Cingular Wireless took down a ringtone available on its web site Tuesday. It featured the voice of a Southern sheriff telling an illegal alien to put down the oranges and prepare to be deported. California growers never had to use illegal aliens to pick oranges until Bing Crosby's sons realized that they had other choices in life.

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