Jewish World Review May 11, 2006 / 13 Iyar, 5766
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
Barry Bonds refused to autograph the home-run ball he hit
Sunday for the U.S. Air Force enlisted man who caught it. What an
idiot. If Barry Bonds sees a flyover when he breaks Hank Aaron's
record, he would be wise to run for cover.
Harper's magazine says lobbyists provided congressmen with
prostitutes at the Watergate Hotel. Blame it on reform. If not for
the travel ban, the lawmakers could have been on a golf course in
Scotland with hookers you can explain to your wife and district.
Fox News Chairman Rupert Murdoch agreed Monday to host a
fund-raiser for Hillary Clinton's U.S. Senate campaign. It just
shows how she's grown in the job. Hillary Clinton used to complain
about the vast right-wing conspiracy and now she extorts it.
Congress received record-low public approval ratings in the
Gallup Poll released Monday. It's a bipartisan decline. The
problem for Republicans is that gasoline is sky-high and the
problem for the Democrats is that so's Patrick Kennedy.
Congressman Patrick Kennedy won the endorsement of Rhode Island Democrats at their convention in West Warwick Tuesday. He saves the voters of Rhode Island a lot of money. Whenever he drives locally he wipes out another row of parking meters.
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