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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 9, 2006 / 11 Iyar, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | John Daly spoke with CBS' 60 Minutes on Sunday. He cheerfully admitted being addicted to food and alcohol and sex and gambling. He was just able to squeeze in the interview before he assumes his duties as interim congressman from Rhode Island.

Congressman Patrick Kennedy checked into the Mayo Clinic Friday to rehab for drug dependency. It's a national epidemic. Patrick Kennedy will room at the Mayo Clinic with Uncle Sam, who's in there for addiction to oil and cheap immigrant labor.

San Francisco Episcopalians selected a straight white guy from Alabama to be their bishop Saturday over two gay male candidates and a lesbian candidate. It's not what it looks like. The only reason Tom Cruise lost is because he's a Scientologist.

The Washington Post reported Friday that intelligence agency contractors provided hookers for congressmen and lobbyists in poker marathons at the Watergate Hotel. It's wildly risky. The prostitutes could catch anything, hanging out with that crowd.

Al Gore denied Friday he is using his upcoming documentary on global warming as a springboard for another presidential run. He didn't really need to deny it. The Weather Channel says the seas are so calm this week they're calling it the Gore Groundswell.

President Bush hosted Latino Appreciation Day at the White House on Thursday as cameras rolled. He loves Mexican holidays. Ever since President Bush came out in favor of accommodating illegal aliens he's been celebrating Sinko de Poll Numbers.

Phoenix sheriff Joe Arpaio said Friday he's formed a posse to arrest illegal immigrants. Lawyers are flying in from New York to stop him. The way American corporations see it, it's not illegal immigration, it's outsourcing with free delivery.

Marxist Ollanta Humala is favored to win Peru's presidency next month. It's another win for Latin American socialists. We spent billions to reorganize the CIA to stop fighting communism and start fighting terrorism, and now it's back to Plan A.

The White House asked Congress to fund a new mission to Mars Thursday. Let's hope our luck improves. Last year they sent up the Mars Rover to look for life on Mars and they found only one living creature, and the damned spaceship landed on him.

Senator Elizabeth Dole sent out a GOP fundraising letter Thursday warning that if Democrats take over the Senate they will impeach President Bush. The letter is really raking in the dough. Howard Dean needs help carrying the mail in every day.

The House of Representatives passed new lobbying rules Wednesday. Don't hold your breath waiting for real reform. Congress will launch a major investigation into ethics violations just as soon as they can find a lobbyist who will sponsor it.

NBA legend Charles Barkley admitted Wednesday he's lost ten million dollars gambling in Las Vegas casinos. However he added that the problem has helped to bring his family together. When he lost his house they all had to move into one room.

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