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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 8, 2006 / 10 Iyar, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Congressman Patrick Kennedy announced he's entering rehab after crashing his car while sleep-driving on prescription medication. His family is there for him. For the next twenty-eight days he will occupy the Kennedy Chair at the Mayo Clinic.


CIA officials were investigated Friday for arranging hookers for congressmen at the Watergate Hotel. It could prompt another protest march by illegal aliens. Every morning the hotel maid finds at least a thousand dollars in the sofa cushions.


Paramount and the Los Angeles Times are under fire for a Mission Impossible promotion. They wired theme-playing music boxes in news racks. People see the wires and then call the bomb squad, who are only trained to defuse Kevin Costner movies.


Bill Clinton agreed Thursday to address a Fox News retreat. The network spent its first five years trying to get rid of him. Growing up in Arkansas he never imagined the day he would frame a hundred-thousand-dollar check rather than cash it.


ABC's Commander in Chief starring Geena Davis was canceled Thursday. The show was given a fair chance. Viewers tuned in for eight weeks and when they didn't get any food stamps, subsidized housing or free health insurance, they stopped watching.


Congress dropped to a new low twenty-five percent approval rating Friday. It is all in self-defense. Americans today cannot imagine how life could be any more anxious and complicated and expensive than it already is, but Congress can.


Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist attended the Kentucky Derby on Saturday at Churchill Downs in Louisville. It was more of the same. He got withering looks from everybody at the window when he tried to put a hundred bucks on Gas Tax Rebate.


Al-Qaeda plotter Zacarias Moussaoui was sent to a prison in Colorado Thursday with the Unabomber, Oklahoma City bomber and World Trade Center bomber. It's the harshest prison in America. When Bob Hope entertained there the girl in the show was Janet Reno.

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