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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 1, 2006 / 3 Iyar, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Great American Boycott was called today by Hispanic protesters who vowed to shut down cities across America. It's part of the ecological cycle. If Los Angeles doesn't burn to the ground every twelve years, there's no room for new growth.


Montana authorities said Thursday a schoolteacher in Livingston accidentally fired a shotgun into a classroom ceiling. He was giving students a demonstration on shotgun safety. Next year they should make Vice President's Day a school holiday.


Snoop Dog struck a London airport cop Friday when he wasn't allowed into British Airways' first-class club. He's not a member. It triggered a wave of nostalgia by civil rights leaders as they were trampled in the streets by Hispanic protesters.


Senator Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania threatened oil companies with hearings on price gouging last week. He's just representing his state. Gas prices are so high that people are willing to change their lifestyles, and the Amish can't handle the influx.


Mexico passed a law Friday legalizing possession of small amounts of cocaine and marijuana. We no longer need a wall to keep illegal aliens from entering the country. They will never make it past the sea of Baby Boomers crossing into Tijuana.


President Bush said Friday the National Anthem should be sung in the English language. His poll numbers stopped sinking immediately. New press secretary Tony Snow looked like he had been up all night fighting a Rottweiler, but he got his way.


Howard Dean said Friday he'll hand out millions of pieces of campaign literature to elect more Democrats. His ambition is boundless. He plans to get himself arrested for littering and then run for president from prison like Nelson Mandela.


Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman wrote to the San Diego Chargers Thursday, inviting the team owner to move the team to Las Vegas. You can imagine the problems. An entire team of Elvis impersonators is never going to get past the league's drug test.


National Football League teams held their college player draft Saturday. They plan for everything. Teams hire scouts to tell them which players have the most talent and jury consultants to tell them which players have the most innocent faces.


Maury Povich and Connie Chung refused comment on the sexual harassment suit against his show Thursday. The plaintiff says the office was a nest of adultery and pornography and booze. In five years on the air no one's ever been late to work.


George Clooney flew to Washington from the Sudan Thursday and asked Congress to aid war-torn Darfur. It was an experience he won't forget. After just one day in Washington D.C. he got homesick for the relative depth and sincerity of Los Angeles.


The Gallup Poll last week asked Americans by region if they preferred to see the name Hillary Clinton or Hillary Rodham Clinton on the presidential ballot. The results were not surprising. In the North and Midwest it was Hillary Clinton, in the West it was Hillary Rodham Clinton, and in the South it was When Pigs Fly.

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