In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 17, 2005 / 8 Iyar, 5765

Dear Working Man ...

By Pat Sajak

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Dear Working Man,

We here at The Democratic Party are on your side. Remember, Republicans are the party of the rich, and Democrats are the party of the working man. (Of course, "working man" is merely an expression not meant to exclude working women, who make up a large and growing part of the work force. Nor are we attempting to discriminate in any way against transgender workers, who deserve full protection of their rights in the workplace.)

Frankly, we have been baffled by your tendency to vote against your own interests in recent elections, as you drift away from us in increasing numbers. So, being the responsive Party we are, we have looked into this situation carefully to see what adjustments can be made to stop this drift. And, much to our surprise, it turns out the problem is with you and not with us. The purpose of this letter is to outline some of the simple changes you could make which would allow you, the working man, to return home to us, your Party.

Many of the difficulties arise because we have "moved on" in areas of social policy, while you stubbornly remain behind. Though we're not anti-religion, we recognize times have changed and so have morals. What is acceptable behavior in the year 2005 bears no relationship to what was acceptable in 1955, much less in the time of Christ. (Of course, we use "the time of Christ" merely as an historical reference. We don't mean to offend those of you who practice other religions. Nor do we want to cause any pain to those of you who are non-believers.)

Please examine some of your entertainment and information choices to help close this gap between us. Many of you persist in watching simple, escapist fare on television while ignoring the fine programming of PBS. You may think Everybody Loves Raymond, but, in truth, everybody loves Bill Moyers. We have also discovered an alarming number of you are turning away from network news coverage to places like Fox News Channel and the Internet. Are you aware some of those who work in these so-called alternative media are not even Democrats!?

On radio, hosts such as Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity appeal to the worst in their listeners. Check your local listings for your Air America affiliate and try Al Franken or Janeane Garofalo. You'll be surprised how refreshing it is to move from the hate talk on the Right to enlightened and civil political discussion.

You're also displaying an unsettling streak of independence, sacrificing the greater good to your own selfish wishes. School choice is fine if the choice is left to those of us who can see and understand the entire educational picture instead of being merely focused on what is best for a particular child or family. What will happen to Social Security if you begin to invest for yourselves? What if you end up outperforming the current Social Security Trust Fund? (Okay, we realize there is no actual Trust Fund because we've put that money to work paying for vital federal programs. But there is a theoretical fund, and it is not in trouble despite all the fear mongering from the White House.) If this risky scheme becomes successful, all retirees could become wealthy. What kind of world would that be? This rebellious nature forced us to abandon a National Health Care system. Don't you see? If you keep removing us from various aspects of your life, what is to become of you? More important, what is to become of us?

There are a lot of other factors contributing to this rift between you and your Party. You drive oversized, gas-guzzling vehicles, forcing us to deplete our natural resources and poison the air our children must breathe. You eat meat, meaning millions of tiny, defenseless animals must be harmed. You eat too much, causing an obesity epidemic and a strain on our medical infrastructure (the one we're stuck with because we were forced to abandon a National Health Care system). You shop at Wal-Mart, placing your desire to save money over the welfare of your fellow workers and the ambiance of your town.

We could go on, but you get the idea. Your Party has changed, and it's time you changed with it! We will be coming to you in a few short months to ask for your money as we try to alter this country for the better by throwing Republicans out of the White House, the Congress and Statehouses all across this nation. We have much we want to do for you; is it too much to ask you to do a few little things for us?


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