Jewish World Review May 31, 2005 / 22 Iyar, 5765
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
The FDA announced on Friday it will investigate whether
Viagra causes vision loss. Evidence is mounting. Last week at the
lingerie fashion show in New York, Donald Trump and Bill Clinton
collided in the lobby and knocked each other out cold.
NFL star running back Ricky Williams talked to the Miami
Dolphins on Tuesday about returning after retiring for a year to
live the reggae band lifestyle. He said he's lost forty pounds.
Hopefully the Coast Guard won't find it before he does.
Colin Powell, it was reported Tuesday, may become part-owner
of the Washington Nationals. It could cause problems. No one is
going to believe him when he says the Atlanta Braves are a threat
to win the division unless Tony Blair backs him up.
French voters rejected the European Union constitution
Sunday, handing a major defeat to Jacques Chirac. France decided
not to distance itself from the United States. It's amazing what
some countries will do to get their name back on the fries.
The Minuteman Project held a summit on illegal immigration in Las Vegas. The city was founded by immigrants. When Lucky Luciano arrived as a boy from Italy he had a nickel, and by the time he was deported he was worth fifty million dollars.
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