Jewish World Review May 27, 2005 / 18 Iyar, 5765
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
St. Louis was hit by a strike at its Anheuser-Busch
distributor Tuesday which threatens to ruin Memorial Day. Cardinal
fans may have to sit in Busch Stadium for three long afternoons
without a beer. Drug testing in baseball has gone too far.
South Korea revealed Friday its scientists successfully
cloned embryonic stem cells. The possibilities for cloned embryos
are endless. Parents today want to make sure they have children
who are smart, who are strong and who can produce wool.
Texas Supreme Court Justice Priscilla Owen was confirmed by
the U.S. Senate on Wednesday to the Fifth U.S. Circuit Court of
Appeals. It was an epic struggle. After a four-year wait she
finally got the job, giving John Kerry a false feeling of hope.
Porno star Mary Carey will attend a GOP congressional fundraising dinner in Washington D.C. in two weeks. This must be her social coming-out party. She has spent her entire professional career preparing to become a lobbyist on Capitol Hill.
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