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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 26, 2005 / 17 Iyar, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Parents Television Council ripped Paris Hilton's commercial for Carl's Jr. Monday. It shows her in lingerie sudsing up a car and squirting water all over her body. She makes Saddam Hussein look like the amateur underwear model that he is.


New York Governor George Pataki banned Viagra sales Tuesday for all New York sex offenders who are on parole. Don't get your hopes up. Being impeached and losing your license to practice law in Arkansas is not the same as being on parole.


Jay Leno testified in the Michael Jackson trial Tuesday. Comedians are being neutral. There are just as many jokes in Michael Jackson facing the possibility of prison rape as there are jokes about Michael Jackson being back out on the prowl.


Bill Gates introduced Microsoft's new search engine on Tuesday at a computer industry event in northern San Diego County. Security was very tight around him. The night before in downtown La Jolla, he was held up at gunpoint by two ATM machines.


Donald Trump announced the launch of online Trump University Monday. All his self-promotion is beginning to look like an addiction and a sickness. His wife just threatened to leave him if he comes home one more night with publicity on his breath.


Democratic Party Chairman Howard Dean asserted Tuesday that African-American voters are annoyed with the Democratic Party. Maybe it's just him. Every time they see him make that cowboy shriek it sounds like somebody's about to grab a rope.


Former CIA agent Gary Schroen wrote a memoir called First In about the war in Afghanistan. He was ordered to bring back Osama bin Laden's head on a platter packed in dry ice. They did not dare try to fool the president, he would recognize Ted Williams immediately.


Germany made its one hundred millionth Volkswagen since the end of World War II on Monday. No wonder North Korea can't wait to start a war with the United States. If they aren't defeated soon their auto industry may never get off the ground.

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