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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 25, 2005 / 16 Iyar, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Bill Clinton was in Dublin Monday for a dinner to benefit suicide prevention programs. The Irish built a statue in the Limerick town square of Bill Clinton swinging a golf club. It signifies their belief he is a descendant of the Mulligans.


Saddam Hussein sued the tabloids Tuesday over photos of him in his underwear in his cell. The newspapers haven't yet made a settlement proposal. However, two elderly sisters in Iowa just offered him fifty thousand dollars and half the bakery.


Laura Bush kept her cool in Israel Sunday while she was being heckled at the Wailing Wall and the Dome of the Rock. It's hard to build an act. The upside of the trip is, the jokes she gets from the Arab-Israeli conflict will be good forever.


Afghan president Hamid Karzai went to the White House Monday. He's trying to replace poppies with other crops just as profitable. They are working furiously to develop a pomegranate or honeydew that can take the edge off a crack cocaine rush.


Los Angeles boiled under record high temperatures on Monday. Everyone had to adjust in order to survive. Responding to a plea from the new mayor, freeway commuters declared a truce and spent rush hour shooting each other with squirt guns.


The New York Times revealed Sunday that two hundred sex offenders in New York got free Viagra pills from Medicaid. It's easy to see how this could happen. Before these people got ahold of the Viagra they were listed in the database as jaywalkers.


The U.S. Senate recessed Monday when another small plane entered Washington D.C. airspace, but there was no evacuation. The legislators laughed off the threat of propeller blade danger. Nothing has been cut on Capitol Hill since the Truman Administration.

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