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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 20, 2005 / 11 Iyar, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Ozzy Osbourne complained Tuesday that living in England is too expensive and demanded to be knighted. However, he's a gracious host to his old friends at his country house. He never fails to set out a pitcher of margaritas for the paramedics.


Billy Graham was interviewed Monday in North Carolina as he prepared for his upcoming Crusade in New York City next month. This crowd prays with their arms in the air. It's a concession the Pickpockets Union got out of City Hall last year.


Congress vowed Thursday to ban athletes who use steroids to swell themselves up so big. Compromise may be possible. Players say they will give up steroids if congressmen take down the giant billboards of themselves in their home districts.


Condoleezza Rice warned North Korea Tuesday not to test any nuclear bomb. Consider the neighbors. A bomb that explodes with the force of twenty thousand tons of TNT will produce as much energy as a personal injury lawyer with three days of celibacy.


Bill Clinton was in Copenhagen on Wednesday for a book signing and a meeting with Danish leaders. The next day he joined Richard Gere in Jordan for a meeting on global poverty. It made for quite a photograph, the American Gigolo and an actor.


Mexico sent Washington a diplomatic note Wednesday complaining about a new U.S. law that bans driver's licenses for aliens and completes a border wall. We ought to be careful here. Mexico's weapons of mass destruction come right out of the tap.


Los Angeles elected Antonio Villaraigosa mayor Tuesday. No one really seemed to care. People in L.A. are so distracted that on any given day they can be seen on the freeway talking into their handguns and aiming their cell phones out the window.

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