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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 17, 2005 / 8 Iyar, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Washington Nationals continued winning Sunday to contend in the National League East. The team was terrified to see Don Rumsfeld in the box seats last week. The grounds crew took up positions to keep him from trying to close the bases.


The New York Yankees won their eighth straight game since George Steinbrenner threatened to fire them. Breaking the slump was fun. The team went out to a bar and threw darts and after six bull's-eyes they had their owner completely tranquilized.


Bill Clinton will be ripped in a new book out next week about seven of his past female accusers. Here we go again. By the time Fox News is finished interviewing them the nation will feel so sorry for Hillary that she will carry all fifty states.


Iran's government on Sunday ended four decades of production of the country's number-one selling automobile, the Paykan. It's been a huge favorite throughout the Middle East. This car is comfy, it's roomy and the car bomb comes factory-installed.


Mexico's President Vicente Fox said Friday that dignified Mexicans would do jobs in the U.S. not even blacks will do. Black comedians quickly ordered their Taco Bell jokes to prepare for battle. North Koreans can't get any attention no matter what they do.


Shaquille O'Neal vented to reporters last week about his tenure with the Los Angeles Lakers. He ripped L.A. for being a fake town. He would feel a lot better about Los Angeles if he knew that Jack Nicholson doesn't return anybody's phone calls.


Los Angeles voters go to the polls today to elect a mayor after a hectic race. The candidates spent the last few days criss- crossing Los Angeles on the freeways. What is it about running for public office that makes you think you're bulletproof?

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